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Damned Mormons
RE: Damned Mormons
Hard to believe there are this many stupid fucks in the world.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/...ched-1588/

Quote:Mormon church leaders say worldwide membership has reached 15.88 million

Then again, the WLB got 60 million votes.


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RE: Damned Mormons
and to make Mormonism popular in other racially diverse countries, the poohbahs running the thing had to decide between maintaining their God inspired racist dogma or backtracking on it to achieve greater financial input. For a denomination with a serious hankering for tithing, the choice was clear, and with a tip of the hat to Lord Mammon, the racial stuff was buffered, whitewashed, polished, masked, Febrezed and veneered, and the church finance department went out and bought more real estate.

"Your wife don't suck your dick like that does she?"



"Yeah, she does, and she gets it all over her fucking face. That's about a hundred dollar load, bud ."
























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RE: Damned Mormons
Speaking of dumb mormon shit....

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/...ship-stats

Quote: Mormon Leaders Encourage More Baptisms for the Dead

Mormon leaders are reminding church members about the importance of performing ceremonial baptisms for deceased ancestors.


Good thing they are already dead or they'd be rolling in their graves!


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RE: Damned Mormons
I'll perform some more ceremonial fellatio of dead Mormons . . . .

"Your wife don't suck your dick like that does she?"



"Yeah, she does, and she gets it all over her fucking face. That's about a hundred dollar load, bud ."
























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RE: Damned Mormons
http://www.rawstory.com/2017/04/watch-mo...ave-money/

Quote:Mormon leader explains why children must go hungry so the church can have money


Being a mormon is a special class of stupid.


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