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Make up your own atheistic quote
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#31
RE: Make up your own atheistic quote
September 29, 2017 at 1:49 am
I do know that I don't know.
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#32
RE: Make up your own atheistic quote
September 29, 2017 at 2:29 am
Or in the words of Robert Ingersoll, "The clergy know that I know that they know that they do not know."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#33
RE: Make up your own atheistic quote
September 29, 2017 at 5:59 am (This post was last modified: September 29, 2017 at 6:04 am by Edwardo Piet.)
(September 28, 2017 at 5:18 pm)Succubus Wrote:
(September 28, 2017 at 1:08 pm)Hammy Wrote: Here's my atheistic quote "I like video games, music, pizza and wanking frantically."

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I find this thread very unimpressive and unchallenging.

Really? Try all of the above simultaneously. But be careful with that jalapeno!

You suggest this like I don't always do all 3 at once anyways.

And don't worry, I use different hands.
(September 28, 2017 at 6:39 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(September 28, 2017 at 5:18 pm)Succubus Wrote: Really? Try all of the above simultaneously. But be careful with that jalapeno!

I thought simultaneously was a given. 

You didn't expect his new lap top to last long did you?

Don't be silly. This new laptop is precious. I extend it a few feet away and reach one arm fowards to play Diablo 3.... and I swap between using that hand for Diablo and using it to er... and then I occasionally porn the game and visit.....websites. With shitty acting so I usually mute them while I listen to music.

Then I use the other hand for chowing down on pizza, burgers, fish and chips, curries, etc.

I HAVE to keep the computer a few feet away. This computer is the most kick ass computer I've ever had. Faster than 74% of intels! It's too precious! So I have to keep it a few feet away to stop me from spilling food, drink and er.... other stuff... on it.
(September 29, 2017 at 5:59 am)Hammy Wrote: then I occasionally porn the game

This was meant to be "pause the game".

Funniest Freudian slip ever.

This is what happens when I type at the same speed as I think. I seriously end up typing what I'm avoiding trying to type sometimes Hehe
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#34
RE: Make up your own atheistic quote
September 29, 2017 at 9:13 am
(September 28, 2017 at 1:31 pm)Aegon Wrote: [Image: KKSKqWf.jpg]

My point is I hate when people make up their own quotes. Ever since THIS fiasco, it always makes me cringe.
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RE: Make up your own atheistic quote
September 29, 2017 at 9:18 am
(September 28, 2017 at 10:21 pm)Losty Wrote:
(September 28, 2017 at 1:08 pm)Hammy Wrote: Here's my atheistic quote "I like video games, music, pizza and wanking frantically."

Here's another "I have eyeballs."

I find this thread very unimpressive and unchallenging.

ROFLOL

Haha I'm glad I amused. But I have to just tell it like it is ya know? Tongue
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#36
RE: Make up your own atheistic quote
September 29, 2017 at 2:25 pm
How about this one: "Don't be silly, protect your willy."

Taking about combat sports, pervs.  Tongue
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RE: Make up your own atheistic quote
September 29, 2017 at 2:27 pm
Religion, political and economic ideologies are nothing but artificial constructs humans sell to avoid the fact we are not a separate species.
Poetry by Brian37(poems by an atheist) Also on Facebook as BrianJames Rational Poet and Twitter Brianrrs37  I also have a new blog here at https://www.brianjamesrationalpoet.blog
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#38
RE: Make up your own atheistic quote
September 29, 2017 at 4:29 pm
(September 29, 2017 at 2:25 pm)energizer bunny Wrote: How about this one: "Don't be silly, protect your willy."

Taking about combat sports, pervs.  Tongue

What's far more important is to learn how to defend yourself from fresh fruit:



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#39
RE: Make up your own atheistic quote
September 29, 2017 at 8:30 pm
"If you were to say you get your entire moral philosophy from Dr. Seuss, I would still respect you infinitely more than I would if you were to say you get it from any holy text."
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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#40
RE: Make up your own atheistic quote
September 29, 2017 at 9:10 pm
"Fuck off, churchy"
"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. For if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes unto you."
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