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Pope Francis -- dogs go to Heaven!

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Pope Francis -- dogs go to Heaven!
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RE: Pope Francis -- dogs go to Heaven!
October 18, 2017 at 5:20 am
I just feel sorry for all the good bacteria in my body if I go to hell.
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RE: Pope Francis -- dogs go to Heaven!
October 18, 2017 at 5:26 am (This post was last modified: October 18, 2017 at 5:27 am by ignoramus.)
That's true LL. Never thought of that...
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RE: Pope Francis -- dogs go to Heaven!
October 18, 2017 at 6:08 am
(October 17, 2017 at 10:58 pm)Khemikal Wrote: I love all the "he aint traditional" news coverage New Pope gets.  Folks, the popes just a nutball, and there's nothing more traditional than that.

That's because what he says in places like The Philippines isn't reported. In the west he says things like "we shouldn't demonise gay people for what they are." In less developed countries he compares them to the devil and calls for legal systems to punish people for being gay.
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RE: Pope Francis -- dogs go to Heaven!
October 18, 2017 at 6:22 am
I love how the Catholic church can adapt their fantasy as they go along to make it more enjoyable for everyone playing along. It's like a role playing game.
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RE: Pope Francis -- dogs go to Heaven!
October 18, 2017 at 6:34 am
Cockroaches are also life so funny how theists only see pets and farm animals and cute animals as having "souls" like humans.

Yes my cat has emotions, and he is my best friend and the cutest thing TO ME, but no, neither he or I will be around or remembered 5 billion years from now.
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RE: Pope Francis -- dogs go to Heaven!
October 18, 2017 at 6:41 am (This post was last modified: October 18, 2017 at 6:45 am by The Grand Nudger.)
(October 18, 2017 at 6:08 am)Tazzycorn Wrote: That's because what he says in places like The Philippines isn't reported. In the west he says things like "we shouldn't demonise gay people for what they are." In less developed countries he compares them to the devil and calls for legal systems to punish people for being gay.

Being a duplicitous asshole is also traditional.
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October 18, 2017 at 6:47 am (This post was last modified: October 18, 2017 at 6:49 am by Jehanne.)
(October 17, 2017 at 10:49 pm)AFTT47 Wrote: They specifically say dogs but not cats? Unforgivable as far as I'm concerned.

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RE: Pope Francis -- dogs go to Heaven!
October 18, 2017 at 7:37 am
My wife still takes the dogs for the St. Francis blessing. I always hope for church defiling but have not been told it's happened yet.
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RE: Pope Francis -- dogs go to Heaven!
October 18, 2017 at 7:41 am
How the hell would the Pope know that dogs go to heaven? People are so fucking stupid! I can not be nice about this.
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RE: Pope Francis -- dogs go to Heaven!
October 18, 2017 at 11:10 am
(October 18, 2017 at 7:37 am)mh.brewer Wrote: My wife still takes the dogs for the St. Francis blessing. I always hope for church defiling but have not been told it's happened yet.

Is that when people bring all their animals to church to have them blessed? I've seen clips of it and couldn't help but laugh at the sight of it, almost like when kindergarten kids get to bring their pets to school for a day.
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