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Hypothetical: Four babies...

Poll: Which baby would you steal the candy from?
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Baby A
8.33%
 2 8.33%
Baby B
4.17%
 1 4.17%
Baby C
12.50%
 3 12.50%
Baby D
4.17%
 1 4.17%
Fuck the candy, Babyque!
20.83%
 5 20.83%
None, I would never steal from defenceless children (wimp!)
12.50%
 3 12.50%
I'd murder the parents, then steal ALL the candy and have a babyque afterwards
25.00%
 6 25.00%
Fuck all children! I mean POLLS!
12.50%
 3 12.50%
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Hypothetical: Four babies...
January 10, 2018 at 4:49 pm
Inspired by Pool's drowning people thread.

You are walking through a park and you encounter four babies left by themselves happily eating their candy.

Baby A has M&Ms,

Baby B Has a Klondike bar,

Baby C has Belgian chocolate,

Baby D has Reese's Pieces.

Which baby do you steal the candy from?  You can only steal from one because the parents are returning.

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RE: Hypothetical: Four babies...
January 10, 2018 at 5:03 pm
Yes

Finally a serious poll. That last option is so wrong though, why would anyone do that to children??? (I mean polls)
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RE: Hypothetical: Four babies...
January 10, 2018 at 5:06 pm
FUCK ALL POLLS. But I’ll eat all of the parents children candy drowning people yeah no fuck all polls.
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RE: Hypothetical: Four babies...
January 10, 2018 at 5:09 pm
All the babies!
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RE: Hypothetical: Four babies...
January 10, 2018 at 5:16 pm
If you had said "Also you have hypoglycemia" I would have been tempted.
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RE: Hypothetical: Four babies...
January 10, 2018 at 5:58 pm
Meh, I'll steal the candy that is attached to the chubbiest baby... bbq tastes better than M&M Tongue
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RE: Hypothetical: Four babies...
January 10, 2018 at 6:03 pm
Baby A because M&M's melt in your mouth, not in your hands and babies have a famously great death grip on things so I most likely would have to wrestle baby A for the candy.

And then I would run.

And laugh
and laugh
and laugh
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RE: Hypothetical: Four babies...
January 10, 2018 at 6:22 pm
Yes!
And I applaud your good taste in offering up Belgian chocolate.
It goes well with tender babyflesh on the bbq.
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RE: Hypothetical: Four babies...
January 10, 2018 at 6:42 pm
If this happened in Australia, I'd distract the returning parents by shouting, 'Dingos carried off your babies!' and point them in the opposite direction.  I would then take all the candy, kidnap the children, teach them zany humour, and bill them as 'The New Marx Brothers'.  Make a fucking fortune, I would.

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RE: Hypothetical: Four babies...
January 10, 2018 at 6:49 pm
(January 10, 2018 at 6:42 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If this happened in Australia, I'd distract the returning parents by shouting, 'Dingos carried off your babies!' and point them in the opposite direction.  I would then take all the candy, kidnap the children, teach them zany humour, and bill them as 'The New Marx Brothers'.  Make a fucking fortune, I would.

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