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Hypothetical: Four babies...
January 10, 2018 at 4:49 pm
Inspired by Pool's drowning people thread.
You are walking through a park and you encounter four babies left by themselves happily eating their candy.
Baby A has M&Ms,
Baby B Has a Klondike bar,
Baby C has Belgian chocolate,
Baby D has Reese's Pieces.
Which baby do you steal the candy from? You can only steal from one because the parents are returning.
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RE: Hypothetical: Four babies...
January 10, 2018 at 5:03 pm
Yes
Finally a serious poll. That last option is so wrong though, why would anyone do that to children??? (I mean polls)
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RE: Hypothetical: Four babies...
January 10, 2018 at 5:06 pm
FUCK ALL POLLS. But I’ll eat all of the parents children candy drowning people yeah no fuck all polls.
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RE: Hypothetical: Four babies...
January 10, 2018 at 5:09 pm
All the babies!
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RE: Hypothetical: Four babies...
January 10, 2018 at 5:16 pm
If you had said "Also you have hypoglycemia" I would have been tempted.
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RE: Hypothetical: Four babies...
January 10, 2018 at 5:58 pm
Meh, I'll steal the candy that is attached to the chubbiest baby... bbq tastes better than M&M 
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RE: Hypothetical: Four babies...
January 10, 2018 at 6:03 pm
Baby A because M&M's melt in your mouth, not in your hands and babies have a famously great death grip on things so I most likely would have to wrestle baby A for the candy.
And then I would run.
And laugh
and laugh
and laugh
and laugh.
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RE: Hypothetical: Four babies...
January 10, 2018 at 6:22 pm
Yes!
And I applaud your good taste in offering up Belgian chocolate.
It goes well with tender babyflesh on the bbq.
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RE: Hypothetical: Four babies...
January 10, 2018 at 6:42 pm
If this happened in Australia, I'd distract the returning parents by shouting, 'Dingos carried off your babies!' and point them in the opposite direction. I would then take all the candy, kidnap the children, teach them zany humour, and bill them as 'The New Marx Brothers'. Make a fucking fortune, I would.
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RE: Hypothetical: Four babies...
January 10, 2018 at 6:49 pm
(January 10, 2018 at 6:42 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If this happened in Australia, I'd distract the returning parents by shouting, 'Dingos carried off your babies!' and point them in the opposite direction. I would then take all the candy, kidnap the children, teach them zany humour, and bill them as 'The New Marx Brothers'. Make a fucking fortune, I would.
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