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The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
April 12, 2018 at 3:28 pm
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You want advice?
Something in your life confusing you?
Need some help from a Crazy Woman?
I'm your girl!
Ask away!*
*Answers are in jest and not to be taken seriously.
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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
April 12, 2018 at 3:43 pm
why Agony Aunt?
who like who but you are eternal!!!!
... even if you'll hit by lightning, you'll scare us... from the other side ..from the deaddddd...
"Alone is what I have. Alone protects me."
“I may be on the side of the angels but don’t think for one second that I am one of them.”
“The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existence. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery each day."
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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
April 12, 2018 at 3:45 pm
(April 12, 2018 at 3:43 pm)KittyAnn Wrote: why Agony Aunt?
who like who but you are eternal!!!!
... even if you'll hit by lightning, you'll scare us... from the other side ..from the deaddddd...
Zombie Valkyrie will eat your brains.
But will starve in a Conservative state...
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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
April 12, 2018 at 3:53 pm
In a scalpel duel, who would draw first blood? Me or you?
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
April 12, 2018 at 3:58 pm
How do we rid the world of Abba?
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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
April 12, 2018 at 4:01 pm
(April 12, 2018 at 3:51 pm)Brian37 Wrote: (April 12, 2018 at 3:28 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: You want advice?
Something in your life confusing you?
Need some help from a Crazy Woman?
I'm your girl!
Ask away!*
*Answers are in jest and not to be taken seriously.
Answers in jest? DAMN IT, what do you mean I cant arrest all firearm owners or Catholics?
I FUCKING CAN AND I WILL!
All I want to know is how do I force everyone to listen to ABBA?
Wait, sorry, all I need is this lamp and this chair, and to ask why nipples have men.
Why do nipples have men?
You can arrest all Catholic firearm owners. Just no setting fire to their arms before arresting them.
By taking over the world and destroying all music by other bands.
Because they need something without brains to provide locomotion.
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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
April 12, 2018 at 4:01 pm
(April 12, 2018 at 3:53 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: In a scalpel duel, who would draw first blood? Me or you?
Me.
About 8 times.
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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
April 12, 2018 at 4:01 pm
(April 12, 2018 at 3:58 pm)Minimalist Wrote: How do we rid the world of Abba?
Shoot Brian.
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