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| Poll: Your favorite fruit This poll is closed. |
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| Tomato | 3 | 20.00% | |
| Tomato | 0 | 0% | |
| Tomato | 1 | 6.67% | |
| Tomato | 0 | 0% | |
| Tomato | 0 | 0% | |
| FU | 11 | 73.33% | |
| Total | 15 vote(s) | 100% | |
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Your favorite fruit?
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Vorlon.
( Simply could not resist the straight line!)  (April 12, 2018 at 9:45 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Vorlon. Dammit! Ninjad! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Gotta be quick, hon.
 (April 12, 2018 at 9:45 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Vorlon. In that case - my son. He's the best fruit evah! I'm gonna help him get on RuPaul's Drag Race one day! Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
 (April 12, 2018 at 9:47 pm)Joods Wrote:(April 12, 2018 at 9:45 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Vorlon. I love that show. I'd vote for him.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
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Ode To Tomatoes by Pablo Neruda
The street filled with tomatoes, midday, summer, light is halved like a tomato, its juice runs through the streets. In December, unabated, the tomato invades the kitchen, it enters at lunchtime, takes its ease on countertops, among glasses, butter dishes, blue saltcellars. It sheds its own light, benign majesty. Unfortunately, we must murder it: the knife sinks into living flesh, red viscera a cool sun, profound, inexhaustible, populates the salads of Chile, happily, it is wed to the clear onion, and to celebrate the union we pour oil, essential child of the olive, onto its halved hemispheres, pepper adds its fragrance, salt, its magnetism; it is the wedding of the day, parsley hoists its flag, potatoes bubble vigorously, the aroma of the roast knocks at the door, it's time! come on! and, on the table, at the midpoint of summer, the tomato, star of earth, recurrent and fertile star, displays its convolutions, its canals, its remarkable amplitude and abundance, no pit, no husk, no leaves or thorns, the tomato offers its gift of fiery color and cool completeness.  RE: Your favorite fruit?
April 12, 2018 at 10:23 pm
(This post was last modified: April 12, 2018 at 10:25 pm by ignoramus.)
I like dead horse. (tomato sauce). (Ketchup to you foreigners.) That's like 4.5% tomato and 5.5% salt and sugar and 50% preservative right?
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