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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 7, 2018 at 4:39 pm
(July 7, 2018 at 4:31 pm)Kit Wrote: (June 28, 2018 at 1:24 pm)purplepurpose Wrote:
Look at that chest.
Everyone likes what they like, and nothing wrong with it. But THIS is the chest for me. Just looking at it makes me want to grab 'n squeeze, making *honk honk* noises before I bury my face in it and start motorboating.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 7, 2018 at 4:53 pm
(July 7, 2018 at 4:39 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (July 7, 2018 at 4:31 pm)Kit Wrote: Look at that chest.
Everyone likes what they like, and nothing wrong with it. But THIS is the chest for me. Just looking at it makes me want to grab 'n squeeze, making *honk honk* noises before I bury my face in it and start motorboating.
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I’m never leaving my treasure with you to look after.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 7, 2018 at 5:51 pm
(July 7, 2018 at 4:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (July 7, 2018 at 4:39 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Everyone likes what they like, and nothing wrong with it. But THIS is the chest for me. Just looking at it makes me want to grab 'n squeeze, making *honk honk* noises before I bury my face in it and start motorboating.
Boru
I’m never leaving my treasure with you to look after.
Degenerate!
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You say 'degenerate' like it's a
bad thing...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 7, 2018 at 7:51 pm
Where's V lately? Hope he's OK...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 11, 2018 at 6:16 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 12, 2018 at 1:12 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 12, 2018 at 7:06 am
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"