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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
(July 7, 2018 at 4:31 pm)Kit Wrote:
(June 28, 2018 at 1:24 pm)purplepurpose Wrote:


Look at that chest.  Naughty

Everyone likes what they like, and nothing wrong with it.  But THIS is the chest for me.  Just looking at it makes me want to grab 'n squeeze, making *honk honk* noises before I bury my face in it and start motorboating.

[Image: treasurechest2.jpg]

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
(July 7, 2018 at 4:39 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(July 7, 2018 at 4:31 pm)Kit Wrote: Look at that chest.  Naughty

Everyone likes what they like, and nothing wrong with it.  But THIS is the chest for me.  Just looking at it makes me want to grab 'n squeeze, making *honk honk* noises before I bury my face in it and start motorboating.

[Image: treasurechest2.jpg]

Boru

I’m never leaving my treasure with you to look after.

Degenerate!

?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
(July 7, 2018 at 4:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(July 7, 2018 at 4:39 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Everyone likes what they like, and nothing wrong with it.  But THIS is the chest for me.  Just looking at it makes me want to grab 'n squeeze, making *honk honk* noises before I bury my face in it and start motorboating.

[Image: treasurechest2.jpg]

Boru

I’m never leaving my treasure with you to look after.

Degenerate!

?

You say 'degenerate' like it's a bad thing...

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
Where's V lately? Hope he's OK...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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(July 7, 2018 at 7:51 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Where's V lately? Hope he's OK...

I'm not sure how much he would want me to share about his situation, since he's a private person in that regard. You can PM him, if you really want to know.
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"Siri, show me fragile masculinity"

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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