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A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
#41
RE: A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
There were many, many children. However, by week two the meat they had packed for the lions, tigers, bears, TRexs, and velociraptors had become putrid. Well, you can see where I am going with this....
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#42
RE: A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
(September 7, 2018 at 7:30 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: 100 year old men with 13 yr old wives. Not creepy at all. 

Apparently the beginning of the Moron faith/religion.

How very "islamic."
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#43
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#44
RE: A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
(September 6, 2018 at 2:20 pm)Drich Wrote:
(September 6, 2018 at 11:16 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Do we know if any children were on board?

yes

Dearest Drich,

I cannot believe that you take any of this shit seriously.  You have told me in the past that you support the death penalty and executions, and yet, Christian fundamentalists, such as yourself, are willing to sit on juries and sentence other human beings to die based upon DNA evidence, and yet, this very same DNA evidence contradicts the Genesis account:

Adam and Eve: More than two ancestors?

Why not just give it up?  It was just a Sumerian myth that the Hebrews much later on regurgitated to suit and meet their own needs:

Wikipedia -- Epic of Gilgamesh

Dawn
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#45
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It's the same old song and dance across the entirety of biology.  They accept the validity of paternity tests, but not common ancestry.  

Somehow, in their minds...it's different™.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#46
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(September 13, 2018 at 3:18 pm)Khemikal Wrote: It's the same old song and dance across the entirety of biology.  They accept the validity of paternity tests, but not common ancestry.  

Somehow, in their minds...it's different™.

It's kind of like accepting Chevy while rejecting Ford as being diabolical.
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#47
RE: A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
(September 13, 2018 at 2:53 pm)Jehanne Wrote:
(September 6, 2018 at 2:20 pm)Drich Wrote: yes

Dearest Drich,

I cannot believe that you take any of this shit seriously.  You have told me in the past that you support the death penalty and executions, and yet, Christian fundamentalists, such as yourself, are willing to sit on juries and sentence other human beings to die based upon DNA evidence, and yet, this very same DNA evidence contradicts the Genesis account:

Adam and Eve: More than two ancestors?
to my dearest...
What if there were more than two people in the seven day creation? what if Chapter one day 6 God creates a whole race of people, and chapter 2 on day 3 The son creates the garden and adam and eve apart from everything else the father was doing at the same time outside the garden?? That's what every bible on the planet says... (even if your mandela effect recollection has it completely wrong)

Simple one, that is what I believe, that is what I have been teaching since I have been here. this reading also affords me the option to assimilate the whole of evolution in the time span between chapter 2 of genesis and chapter 3. It also tells me chapter 3 happened about 6000 years ago

Quote:Why not just give it up?  It was just a Sumerian myth that the Hebrews much later on regurgitated to suit and meet their own needs:

Wikipedia -- Epic of Gilgamesh

Dawn
If the exodus of the garden happened 6000 years ago then the flood of the bible would have happened about 4000 years before giglie's story was ever written out.

what else you got?
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#48
RE: A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
(September 14, 2018 at 11:51 am)Drich Wrote: What if there were more than two people in the seven day creation? what if Chapter one day 6 God creates a whole race of people, and chapter 2 on day 3 The son creates the garden and adam and eve apart from everything else the father was doing at the same time outside the garden?? That's what every bible on the planet says... (even if your mandela effect recollection has it completely wrong)
Chapter and verse?  

Quote:Simple one, that is what I believe, that is what I have been teaching since I have been here. this reading also affords me the option to assimilate the whole of evolution in the time span between chapter 2 of genesis and chapter 3. It also tells me chapter 3 happened about 6000 years ago
Chapter and verse?

Quote:If the exodus of the garden happened 6000 years ago then the flood of the bible would have happened about 4000 years before giglie's story was ever written out.

what else you got?
Trouble, ofc, is that no such flood ever happened.  So it doesn't matter what sort of timeline bickering you want to engage in.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#49
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There is also the whole incest problem. That get's glossed over.

The holey babble actively endorses incest.
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#50
RE: A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark.
Quote:If the exodus of the garden happened 6000 years ago then the flood of the bible would have happened about 4000 years before giglie's story was ever written out.


No, fuckhead, you don't get to assert one fairy tale by asserting another.
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