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How do you want to go?

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How do you want to go?
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#11
RE: How do you want to go?
September 23, 2018 at 12:32 pm
Stepped on by an elephant while making whoopee.

Else if facing a protracted fight with a painful disease, Nitrogen Bag
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#12
RE: How do you want to go?
September 23, 2018 at 12:32 pm
In a siege.

Fighting off the emergency responders and taking out the hostages!


What?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#13
RE: How do you want to go?
September 23, 2018 at 12:39 pm
(September 23, 2018 at 12:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: In a siege.

Fighting off the emergency responders and taking out the hostages!


What?

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#14
RE: How do you want to go?
September 23, 2018 at 12:42 pm
(September 23, 2018 at 11:21 am)purplepurpose Wrote: With God and most importantly Jesus inside of me.

Pretty gay..
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#15
RE: How do you want to go?
September 23, 2018 at 12:44 pm (This post was last modified: September 23, 2018 at 12:46 pm by Joods.)
(September 23, 2018 at 11:21 am)purplepurpose Wrote: With God and most importantly Jesus inside of me.

Get your mind out of the gutter.
When I go... I want it to be as painless as possible. Preferably in the Bahamas, on the sand.
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#16
RE: How do you want to go?
September 23, 2018 at 12:49 pm
I want the die old and wrinkly, in my hippie RV, IPA glass almost finished next to my empty plate of tacos, right after I finished smoking some high quality stuff which I did right after having old people sex while parked in a RV park at the Grand Canyon. All of this being a perfect culmination of a well lived life and me finishing it off with some clever, yet obnoxious quote that would look good on one of those wooden wall decorations that people buy for $8 at Marshals.
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#17
RE: How do you want to go?
September 23, 2018 at 12:49 pm
(September 23, 2018 at 11:21 am)purplepurpose Wrote: With God and most importantly Jesus inside of me.

In a homosexual threeway?

Nice!

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#18
RE: How do you want to go?
September 23, 2018 at 2:13 pm
(September 23, 2018 at 12:49 pm)J a c k Wrote: I want the die old and wrinkly, in my hippie RV, IPA glass almost finished next to my empty plate of tacos, right after I finished smoking some high quality stuff which I did right after having old people sex while parked in a RV park at the Grand Canyon. All of this being a perfect culmination of a well lived life and me finishing it off with some clever, yet obnoxious quote that would look good on one of those wooden wall decorations that people buy for $8 at Marshals.

Beautiful! Brings a tear to my eye. We need to see more of your prose!
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#19
RE: How do you want to go?
September 23, 2018 at 2:17 pm
Shot by a jealous husband at the age of 90.
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RE: How do you want to go?
September 23, 2018 at 2:21 pm
(September 23, 2018 at 2:17 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Shot by a jealous husband at the age of 90.

..while jump out a window with your pants in your hand.
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