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We were so poor .... 1st world edition.

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We were so poor .... 1st world edition.
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RE: We were so poor .... 1st world edition.
October 18, 2018 at 5:29 pm
(October 18, 2018 at 5:27 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(October 18, 2018 at 5:13 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: We were so poor we could only let the chauffeur fill up the Rolls once a week.

I told the chauffeur to fill up the Bentley and the whole back seat was full of petrol the next day.

You're so poor you had to hire an Italian chauffeur?

I am SO sorry!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: We were so poor .... 1st world edition.
October 18, 2018 at 5:32 pm
(October 18, 2018 at 5:29 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(October 18, 2018 at 5:27 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I told the chauffeur to fill up the Bentley and the whole back seat was full of petrol the next day.

You're so poor you had to hire an Italian chauffeur?

I am SO sorry!

Hire? No, we bought the family. Had to get them from a wholesaler, however.
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RE: We were so poor .... 1st world edition.
October 18, 2018 at 5:36 pm
(October 18, 2018 at 5:32 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(October 18, 2018 at 5:29 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: You're so poor you had to hire an Italian chauffeur?

I am SO sorry!

Hire? No, we bought the family. Had to get them from a wholesaler, however.

You know, Chinese gardeners are cheaper by the baker's dozen?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: We were so poor .... 1st world edition.
October 18, 2018 at 5:42 pm
(October 18, 2018 at 5:36 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(October 18, 2018 at 5:32 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Hire? No, we bought the family. Had to get them from a wholesaler, however.

You know, Chinese gardeners are cheaper by the baker's dozen?

Don't bring up China when Pappa is around. He got the yen for Sichuan once but bought Jiangsu by mistake. Sichuan is a much nicer province. Doh
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RE: We were so poor .... 1st world edition.
October 18, 2018 at 5:56 pm
(October 18, 2018 at 5:42 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(October 18, 2018 at 5:36 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: You know, Chinese gardeners are cheaper by the baker's dozen?

Don't bring up China when Pappa is around. He got the yen for Sichuan once but bought Jiangsu by mistake. Sichuan is a much nicer province. Doh

I know what you mean.

Someone once said to daddy, "Don't you have any ethics?"

Daddy replied, "Ethics? I already own Ethics. And a good portion of Suthics and Devon, as well!"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: We were so poor .... 1st world edition.
October 18, 2018 at 6:07 pm
(October 18, 2018 at 5:56 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(October 18, 2018 at 5:42 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Don't bring up China when Pappa is around. He got the yen for Sichuan once but bought Jiangsu by mistake. Sichuan is a much nicer province.  Doh

I know what you mean.

Someone once said to daddy, "Don't you have any ethics?"

Daddy replied, "Ethics?  I already own Ethics.  And a good portion of Suthics and Devon, as well!"

You were blethed.
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