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Things that should never be combined.

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Things that should never be combined.
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#31
RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 10, 2018 at 11:38 am
Republicans and metabolism.
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RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 10, 2018 at 11:56 am (This post was last modified: November 10, 2018 at 11:56 am by Jackie.)
Things that never should be combined?

Banjo music and Metallica

Banjo music and ABBA

Do not google that, you will unfortunately find it.
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#33
RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 10, 2018 at 12:09 pm
Beer and other things, like fruit juice.
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#34
RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 10, 2018 at 12:26 pm
(November 10, 2018 at 12:09 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: Beer and other things, like fruit juice.

I have friends that like what is called "red eye" which is any light beer mixed with tomato juice...... HOLY F-ING VOMIT BATMAN!
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RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 10, 2018 at 12:53 pm
Rap and my vicinity.
4 cylinders and fart nozzels.
Bleu cheese and anything other than the trash can.
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#36
RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 10, 2018 at 1:04 pm
Pizza and pineapple. Tut Tut
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RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 10, 2018 at 1:22 pm
A Honda Civic and a coffee can.
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#38
RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 10, 2018 at 2:18 pm
(November 10, 2018 at 12:09 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: Beer and other things, like fruit juice.
I like beer and spicy V-8. Bwahahahaha!!!
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RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 10, 2018 at 2:32 pm
(November 10, 2018 at 1:04 pm)Gwaithmir Wrote: Pizza and pineapple. Tut Tut

I used to feel that way.  It's an acquired taste.  Now I have to have it.


On the other hand:
Scrambled eggs and ketchup
nudity and frying bacon
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RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 10, 2018 at 2:34 pm (This post was last modified: November 10, 2018 at 2:35 pm by Angrboda.)
Scrambled eggs and ketchup are great. I love omelettes with plenty of ketchup. Scrambled eggs and hot sauce, too. I love huevos rancheros.
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