Or was he always a scruffy fucker.

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(March 11, 2019 at 9:11 am)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: Or was he always a scruffy fucker.

 Not sure the hoi poloi had perms.

Jesus seems to have lived in a very average house, where he was a wood worked like his dad.

Jesus spent his ministry on the road much of the time. My guess is that not only  would he have looked 'travel worn" most of the time ,he also probably had a pretty ripe aroma.

Knock knock knock.

Jesus "I was wondering if I could talk to you about God?"

Home owner, "Fuck. I thought we weren't going to have Jehovah's Witnesses for another 2000 years??"

If the majority of pictures are to be believed, probably a straightening and then a bleaching.

(March 11, 2019 at 6:37 pm)wyzas Wrote: If the majority of pictures are to be believed, probably a straightening and then a bleaching.

 Just so.

People tend to forget that Jesus was a 6 foot+ light skinned caucasian, and that God is actually British.  

The same people tend to get really peeved if presented with that well know picture of Jesus' most probable appearance; olive skin, black hair, dark eyes,  and probably stocky built of middling height, a typical member of the Semitic peoples of at that time..

Nope. He had a terrible toupee

This may be the dumbest thread I've seen to date.

(March 12, 2019 at 3:07 am)Godscreated Wrote: This may be the dumbest thread I've seen to date.

You ain't seen nothing yet.

Jesus was a bald hunchbacked dwarf. For instance this is from some of Irving Wallace's writings collected in a book "Irving Wallace: A Writer's Profile"



And if you read Testimonium Slavonium you get the description of Jesus that follows:

"a man of simple appearance, mature age, small stature, three cubits high [4 ft 6 in; 137 cm], hunchbacked, with a long face, long nose, and meeting eyebrows, so that they who see him might be affrighted, with scanty hair (but) with a parting in the middle of his head, after the manner of the Nazirites, and with an undeveloped beard."