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Uselss skills/qualifications! (#2) [NOT SUPER SERIOUS]

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Uselss skills/qualifications! (#2) [NOT SUPER SERIOUS]
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RE: Uselss skills/qualifications! (#2) [NOT SUPER SERIOUS]
May 1, 2019 at 1:43 am
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Uselss skills/qualifications! (#2) [NOT SUPER SERIOUS]
May 1, 2019 at 5:46 am
(April 30, 2019 at 8:18 pm)Jackalope Wrote: I can design and build a newtonian reflector.

Big deal  I can build a perpetual motion machine.

Well, be fair - I can convince some people that I can build one.

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RE: Uselss skills/qualifications! (#2) [NOT SUPER SERIOUS]
May 1, 2019 at 4:26 pm (This post was last modified: May 1, 2019 at 5:42 pm by Athene.)
I've been told that I have disturbing knack for mimicking other people's voices. 
Great for laughs and freaking folks out, but not particularly useful.

I can also...

Hula hoop for several hours...yet nowhere near the World Record.

Trim eyelashes with surgical precision.

Making shockingly realistic-looking fake wounds. And vomit.

Drive backwards with nearly as much accuracy as I have driving forward. (And yes, smart-ass....I'm good at driving forwards.)
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#34
RE: Uselss skills/qualifications! (#2) [NOT SUPER SERIOUS]
May 1, 2019 at 4:52 pm
I do a passable impersonation of Vyvyan from The Young Ones.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Uselss skills/qualifications! (#2) [NOT SUPER SERIOUS]
May 1, 2019 at 5:25 pm (This post was last modified: May 1, 2019 at 7:03 pm by ignoramus.)
Who can do that elbow double jointed thing?
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RE: Uselss skills/qualifications! (#2) [NOT SUPER SERIOUS]
May 1, 2019 at 5:36 pm (This post was last modified: May 1, 2019 at 5:38 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(April 30, 2019 at 11:14 am)Jörmungandr Wrote: I've forgotten more math than you can shake a stick at, and am hard pressed to add two numbers together without a machine assist.

Ability to visualize the number line is over rated.
Somewhere along the way I acquired the ability to make the needle of an electroencephalogram move. Never had any use for it.
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RE: Uselss skills/qualifications! (#2) [NOT SUPER SERIOUS]
May 1, 2019 at 5:42 pm
(May 1, 2019 at 5:25 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Who's can do that elbow double jointed thing?

Can you be more specific. This could also be interpreted as a lesbian thing...

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RE: Uselss skills/qualifications! (#2) [NOT SUPER SERIOUS]
May 1, 2019 at 6:33 pm
My goodness, you're on fire today! Now shaddup and get back to work!
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#39
RE: Uselss skills/qualifications! (#2) [NOT SUPER SERIOUS]
May 1, 2019 at 6:51 pm
I usually shun the limelight, but, my hindsight is 20/10.
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RE: Uselss skills/qualifications! (#2) [NOT SUPER SERIOUS]
May 1, 2019 at 7:25 pm
(May 1, 2019 at 6:33 pm)ignoramus Wrote: My goodness, you're on fire today! Now shaddup and get back to work!

Day off.

You want to be on fire, too?

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