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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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The wife bought some bags to pick up the dog poop when out for a walk. They have a pattern of
 with wings (no facial features, though). That's pretty random and humorous, methinks. 
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
How to make change:
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 ![[Image: Potato-weed.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/26HCxzwH/Potato-weed.jpg)
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
Not all potatoes, some react like this:
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 RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 8, 2020 at 5:48 am
(This post was last modified: February 8, 2020 at 5:49 am by ignoramus.)
True story.
So I'm on a HomeAssist forum checking out device compatibility for my upcoming new smart home installation. 2 knowledgable guys are having a conversation: guy#1 I want my vacuum cleaner (Roomba) to be controlled by home assist. guy#2 It should be possible with the right software plugin guy#1 Oh cool, I also would like to see on my phone where it's been in the house while I'm out. guy#2 If it's running an android OS, you'll also need to root your vacuum cleaner. both guys are continuing to discuss the finer points of smart home integration while Iggy can't stop laughing like an embarrassed 13 year old! lol
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Yes, 'root your vacuum cleaner' was funny, but not as funny as a guy so obsessed that he needs to see what the fucking thing is doing when he's not at home. He's probably suspicious of his toaster as well.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Seems like Russians really don't like Putin.
So how does he keep winning democratic elections for decades?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
The first rule of Passive Aggressive Club is...
You know what? Never mind. It's FINE! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Just got an email offering to sell me a product that will get my body 'bikini ready' for summer.
Can't begin to tell you how relieved I am. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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