Rob McElhenney recently retweeted this image, saying "Hey @disneyplus we’re ready for this. Please don’t read the script. Thanks" I discovered this on Alison Lohman's twitter feed (the real one, not the dakimakura by my side right now ).



Also, good lord, did I just use a heart emoji?

I never understood guys who pay a fortune for a dominatrix to abuse them.

Guys, just get married and fold the sheets the wrong way...

(February 19, 2020 at 10:34 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I never understood guys who pay a fortune for a dominatrix to abuse them.

Guys, just get married and fold the sheets the wrong way...

Or leave the toilet seat up. I've never understood that one. I grew up with two parents, and four boys and four girls in the family. It wasn't until I got married that I had to hear squalling about the toilet seat being left up. Dates never bitched about it. As a compromise, I leave the lid down. Fair is fair. 

If they bitch about the toilet seat being up - wrap it in Saran Wrap.....


Of course you should enjoy living alone.....

(February 20, 2020 at 12:11 am)Fireball Wrote:

(February 19, 2020 at 10:34 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I never understood guys who pay a fortune for a dominatrix to abuse them.

Guys, just get married and fold the sheets the wrong way...

Or leave the toilet seat up. I've never understood that one. I grew up with two parents, and four boys and four girls in the family. It wasn't until I got married that I had to hear squalling about the toilet seat being left up. Dates never bitched about it. As a compromise, I leave the lid down. Fair is fair. 

I had a really vivid nightmare last night.

I was in a small white room with a single door and a large mirror. I was also wearing an orange jumpsuit (ugh!), and handcuffed to a table.

There were two guys in dark suits also in the room with me.

The room was dimly lit.

One of the men took off his sunglasses, leaned against the table and said, "Your actions directly led to the deaths of 300,000 people!"

I was horrified. "300,000? That's terrible. There should have been enough gas for 10 million!"

Then I woke up!

(February 21, 2020 at 5:44 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I had a really vivid nightmare last night.

I was in a small white room with a single door and a large mirror.  I was also wearing an orange jumpsuit (ugh!), and handcuffed to a table.

There were two guys in dark suits also in the room with me.

The room was dimly lit.

One of the men took off his sunglasses, leaned against the table and said, "Your actions directly led to the deaths of 300,000 people!"

I was horrified. "300,000? That's terrible.  There should have been enough gas for 10 million!"

Then I woke up!

Suuuure you woke up.

Ever have dream so vivid that you woke up confused as to whether it was real? 

I recently had one where I was working in the wood shop, when I heard a loud racket in the front garden. I went to see what it was and my wife was taking the body panels off her car. When I asked why, she said, ‘I can’t find my ocelot.’ It was such a bizarre comment that it woke me. I got out of bed and was half way to the front door before I realized it was a dream - I was going to go out and make sure she got the car put back together.

Boru

Yeah, OK, I get it! But don't keep us in suspense. Did she find her ocelot?

(February 21, 2020 at 6:34 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:

(February 21, 2020 at 5:44 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I had a really vivid nightmare last night.

I was in a small white room with a single door and a large mirror.  I was also wearing an orange jumpsuit (ugh!), and handcuffed to a table.

There were two guys in dark suits also in the room with me.

The room was dimly lit.

One of the men took off his sunglasses, leaned against the table and said, "Your actions directly led to the deaths of 300,000 people!"

I was horrified. "300,000? That's terrible.  There should have been enough gas for 10 million!"

Then I woke up!

Suuuure you woke up.

Ever have dream so vivid that you woke up confused as to whether it was real? 

I recently had one where I was working in the wood shop, when I heard a loud racket in the front garden. I went to see what it was and my wife was taking the body panels off her car. When I asked why, she said, ‘I can’t find my ocelot.’ It was such a bizarre comment that it woke me. I got out of bed and was half way to the front door before I realized it was a dream - I was going to go out and make sure she got the car put back together.

Boru

Not that I can recall.

I did once get up for work, had a shower, got dressed and left the house. Halfway down the driveway I realised it was Saturday and I wasn't working.