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RE: joke time
March 14, 2020 at 7:04 pm
You could have a "ghost poopie". That's where you know damned good and well that you had a bowel movement, but there's nothing in the bowl to show for it. It's lurking up on the other side of the trap!
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RE: joke time
March 14, 2020 at 7:18 pm
(March 14, 2020 at 7:04 pm)Fireball Wrote: You could have a "ghost poopie". That's where you know damned good and well that you had a bowel movement, but there's nothing in the bowl to show for it. It's lurking up on the other side of the trap!

Or a pooptergeist - the water splashes all over your bum, but there’s nothing in the bowl.

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RE: joke time
March 14, 2020 at 7:25 pm (This post was last modified: March 14, 2020 at 7:25 pm by ignoramus.)
That's my other signature crap. The "Apollo splash back"
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RE: joke time
March 14, 2020 at 8:25 pm
To both of you, I say, drop in a couple sheets of TP before you sit down. It'll reduce the splash for everything but projectile defecation.
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RE: joke time
March 14, 2020 at 8:28 pm
This joke thread is becoming a dumping ground! lol
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RE: joke time
March 14, 2020 at 11:45 pm
(March 14, 2020 at 8:28 pm)ignoramus Wrote: This joke thread is becoming a dumping ground!   lol
No shit!  Angel
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#3587
RE: joke time
March 15, 2020 at 12:21 am
My doctor just diagnosed me as suffering from xenophobia.
I bet I caught it from one of those bloody foreigners!
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RE: joke time
March 15, 2020 at 6:14 am
I though xenophobia was a fear of paradoxes...

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RE: joke time
March 15, 2020 at 6:34 am
Where's our mate Beccs? I bet she fell off her scooter again!
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RE: joke time
March 15, 2020 at 6:48 am
I think she's running up some new photos (she isn't, but don't take that away from me).

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