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joke time
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You could have a "ghost poopie". That's where you know damned good and well that you had a bowel movement, but there's nothing in the bowl to show for it. It's lurking up on the other side of the trap!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
 (March 14, 2020 at 7:04 pm)Fireball Wrote: You could have a "ghost poopie". That's where you know damned good and well that you had a bowel movement, but there's nothing in the bowl to show for it. It's lurking up on the other side of the trap! Or a pooptergeist - the water splashes all over your bum, but there’s nothing in the bowl. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 RE: joke time
March 14, 2020 at 7:25 pm
(This post was last modified: March 14, 2020 at 7:25 pm by ignoramus.)
That's my other signature crap. The "Apollo splash back"
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
To both of you, I say, drop in a couple sheets of TP before you sit down. It'll reduce the splash for everything but projectile defecation.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
This joke thread is becoming a dumping ground! lol
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (March 14, 2020 at 8:28 pm)ignoramus Wrote: This joke thread is becoming a dumping ground! lolNo shit! 
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
My doctor just diagnosed me as suffering from xenophobia.
I bet I caught it from one of those bloody foreigners!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
I though xenophobia was a fear of paradoxes...
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Where's our mate Beccs? I bet she fell off her scooter again!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
I think she's running up some new photos (she isn't, but don't take that away from me).
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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