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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 27, 2020 at 6:48 am
(May 27, 2020 at 4:08 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: When you wish upon a star,
Sometimes that star is very far,
So far perhaps the star is dead,
Just like your dreams within your head

- More inspirational commentary coming soon.

Actual poetry that makes sense...so refreshing, and rare, around these parts.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 27, 2020 at 7:00 am
(May 27, 2020 at 6:48 am)arewethereyet Wrote:
(May 27, 2020 at 4:08 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: When you wish upon a star,
Sometimes that star is very far,
So far perhaps the star is dead,
Just like your dreams within your head

- More inspirational commentary coming soon.

Actual poetry that makes sense...so refreshing, and rare, around these parts.

We actually had a 'Great Poetry' thread.  It died of acute mediocrity. If it had been titled, 'Mediocre Poetry', it might still be a going concern.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 27, 2020 at 2:13 pm
Dear men, what is stopping you from looking like this?

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 27, 2020 at 2:44 pm
(May 27, 2020 at 2:13 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Dear men, what is stopping you from looking like this?

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I do look like that, a little. Take 25 years off the guy (and about six feet off the beard), swap the ravens for owls and the throne for a vibro-recliner, and we’re just about there.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 27, 2020 at 3:11 pm
I think you'll find that's a depiction of Odin, BSB. Hard act to follow methinks...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 27, 2020 at 3:17 pm
(May 27, 2020 at 3:11 pm)Editz Wrote: I think you'll find that's a depiction of Odin, BSB. Hard act to follow methinks...

I know precisely what it is. People keep urging me to come to fancy dress parties as the Allfather. Or a pirate.

But we were asked why we don’t LOOK like that.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 27, 2020 at 3:26 pm
(May 27, 2020 at 2:13 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Dear men, what is stopping you from looking like this?

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Taste.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 27, 2020 at 4:05 pm (This post was last modified: May 27, 2020 at 4:05 pm by Duty.)
(May 27, 2020 at 3:17 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(May 27, 2020 at 3:11 pm)Editz Wrote: I think you'll find that's a depiction of Odin, BSB. Hard act to follow methinks...

I know precisely what it is. People keep urging me to come to fancy dress parties as the Allfather. Or a pirate.

But we were asked why we don’t LOOK like that.

Boru

Goodness me, what a socialite?! I suppose we must feel honoured you can spare the time to commune and even adjust the internet rabble as moderator! What am I trying to say...I don't get invited to many parties?...yes, that probably.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 27, 2020 at 4:09 pm
(May 27, 2020 at 4:05 pm)Editz Wrote:
(May 27, 2020 at 3:17 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I know precisely what it is. People keep urging me to come to fancy dress parties as the Allfather. Or a pirate.

But we were asked why we don’t LOOK like that.

Boru

Goodness me, what a socialite?! I suppose we must feel honoured you can spare the time to commune and even adjust the internet rabble as moderator! What am I trying to say...I don't get invited to many parties?...yes, that probably.

lol, hardly a socialite. But with the beard, the long hair, and the eyepatch, I get a lot of, ‘Dude, you should TOTALLY go as a pirate.’ This generally happens in October.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 27, 2020 at 5:07 pm
(May 27, 2020 at 4:09 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(May 27, 2020 at 4:05 pm)Editz Wrote: Goodness me, what a socialite?! I suppose we must feel honoured you can spare the time to commune and even adjust the internet rabble as moderator! What am I trying to say...I don't get invited to many parties?...yes, that probably.

lol, hardly a socialite. But with the beard, the long hair, and the eyepatch, I get a lot of, ‘Dude, you should TOTALLY go as a pirate.’ This generally happens in October.

Boru
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Pirates are cool.

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