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RE: Jesus' Second Coming
June 15, 2020 at 4:54 am
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(June 15, 2020 at 2:20 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: (June 14, 2020 at 5:55 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Never trust a virgin! They'll fuck you over.
The one I keep reading is "don't stick your dick in crazy".
I never, ever learn.
Then again, that saying could be about me.
Don't let crazy dick stick ya. :-)
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RE: Jesus' Second Coming
June 15, 2020 at 5:04 am
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(June 15, 2020 at 2:20 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: (June 14, 2020 at 5:55 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Never trust a virgin! They'll fuck you over.
The one I keep reading is "don't stick your dick in crazy".
Another version of this rule is ‘Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.’
I’ve always made it a point to ignore this rule.
Boru
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RE: Jesus' Second Coming
June 15, 2020 at 5:06 am
(June 14, 2020 at 5:55 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Never trust a virgin! They'll fuck you over.
Really old joke:
What’s the difference between a brick and a virgin?
A brick doesn’t follow you around for a week after you lay it.
Boru
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RE: Jesus' Second Coming
June 15, 2020 at 5:10 am
(June 15, 2020 at 4:54 am)Little lunch Wrote: (June 15, 2020 at 2:20 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: The one I keep reading is "don't stick your dick in crazy".
I never, ever learn.
Then again, that saying could be about me.
Don't let crazy dick stick ya. :-)
A friend, a few years ago, introduced me to his new girlfriend who was, shall we say, "eccentric".
After I got him alone I Star Wars quoted him, "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!"
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Jesus' Second Coming
June 15, 2020 at 5:14 am
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(June 15, 2020 at 5:10 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: (June 15, 2020 at 4:54 am)Little lunch Wrote: I never, ever learn.
Then again, that saying could be about me.
Don't let crazy dick stick ya. :-)
A friend, a few years ago, introduced me to his new girlfriend who was, shall we say, "eccentric".
After I got him alone I Star Wars quoted him, "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!"
I once had a fling lasting - I think - two or three weeks in which I pretended it take astrology seriously.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Jesus' Second Coming
June 15, 2020 at 5:16 am
(June 15, 2020 at 5:14 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (June 15, 2020 at 5:10 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: A friend, a few years ago, introduced me to his new girlfriend who was, shall we say, "eccentric".
After I got him alone I Star Wars quoted him, "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!"
I once had a fling lasting - I think - two or three weeks in which I pretended it take astrology seriously.
Boru
I couldn't do that.
I laugh whenever people seriously bring up astrology.
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RE: Jesus' Second Coming
June 15, 2020 at 5:18 am
(June 15, 2020 at 5:16 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: (June 15, 2020 at 5:14 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I once had a fling lasting - I think - two or three weeks in which I pretended it take astrology seriously.
Boru
I couldn't do that.
I laugh whenever people seriously bring up astrology.
There were frequent blow jobs involved. Don't judge me.
Boru
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RE: Jesus' Second Coming
June 15, 2020 at 5:24 am
(June 15, 2020 at 5:18 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (June 15, 2020 at 5:16 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I couldn't do that.
I laugh whenever people seriously bring up astrology.
There were frequent blow jobs involved. Don't judge me.
Boru
No judging from me.
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RE: Jesus' Second Coming
June 15, 2020 at 5:30 am
(June 15, 2020 at 5:06 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (June 14, 2020 at 5:55 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Never trust a virgin! They'll fuck you over.
Really old joke:
What’s the difference between a brick and a virgin?
A brick doesn’t follow you around for a week after you lay it.
Boru
Washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after dumping a load in it.
Difference between a woman and a fridge?
Fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out. :-)
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RE: Jesus' Second Coming
June 15, 2020 at 7:56 am
(June 15, 2020 at 2:20 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: (June 14, 2020 at 5:55 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Never trust a virgin! They'll fuck you over.
The one I keep reading is "don't stick your dick in crazy". Where were you when I needed that advice?
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