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Jesus' Second Coming
#21
RE: Jesus' Second Coming
(June 15, 2020 at 7:56 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(June 15, 2020 at 2:20 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: The one I keep reading is "don't stick your dick in crazy".
Where were you when I needed that advice?

Probably drinking heavily somewhere.

Depends on the year.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#22
RE: Jesus' Second Coming
(June 15, 2020 at 8:24 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(June 15, 2020 at 7:56 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Where were you when I needed that advice?

Probably drinking heavily somewhere.

Depends on the year.
1970 onward.
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#23
RE: Jesus' Second Coming
Jesus' Second Coming negates that he's God because God in the Bible promised Noah he'll never destroy the world again, and yet in book of "Revelation" Jesus claims that he'll destroy the world when he comes back, so he wants to break God's promise and only feeble and pathetic non-deities break promises.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#24
RE: Jesus' Second Coming
(June 15, 2020 at 5:06 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(June 14, 2020 at 5:55 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Never trust a virgin! They'll fuck you over.

Really old joke:

What’s the difference between a brick and a virgin?

A brick doesn’t follow you around for a week after you lay it.

Boru
Variation -

The toilet does't keep calling you.
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