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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Pretty much every straight relationship

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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A Christian thought he had me with a gotcha moment.
He just asked me how did animals evolve before Darwin's theory of evolution.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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How to defeat martial arists, part one:

https://i.imgur.com/IfPFsgd.jpg

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Another good way to defeat martial arts is to just be a boxer. :-)




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(June 26, 2020 at 7:36 am)Little lunch Wrote: Another good way to defeat martial arts is to just be a boxer. :-)
Some do karate.


I do kaboom.
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(June 26, 2020 at 7:37 am)onlinebiker Wrote:
(June 26, 2020 at 7:36 am)Little lunch Wrote: Another good way to defeat martial arts is to just be a boxer. :-)
Some do karate.


I do kaboom.

Yup, that’s the common defect in most martial arts: range.





Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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And next to no defence except for a pitiful wax on wax off move.




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(June 26, 2020 at 7:56 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(June 26, 2020 at 7:37 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Some do karate.


I do kaboom.

Yup, that’s the common defect in most martial arts: range.





Boru
That stuntman earned his keep that day...

That wasn't in the script. Mr Ford was a bit sick and did not want to go through the rehearsed scene - so he drew and fired.

Terry Richards (the guy with the sword) reacted and dropped so perfectly they went with it...
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Accidents and coincidences are the basis of our most loved bits of cinema.
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