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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 6, 2020 at 8:44 pm (This post was last modified: July 6, 2020 at 8:44 pm by Rev. Rye.)
And now a classic Monty Python bit I can use to vent my frustrations about a certain thread...



Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 7, 2020 at 9:51 am
I asked the librarian where to find a book on self help.
She said If I tell you, it would defeat the purpose.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 8, 2020 at 7:15 am
This is a poem about America.

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 9, 2020 at 1:25 am
Finally, a remedy for racism.

take one teaspoon twice daily until racist thoughts subside.







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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 9, 2020 at 7:12 am
Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT, neckties, contracts, high voltage!




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 9, 2020 at 7:22 am
(July 9, 2020 at 7:12 am)Little lunch Wrote: Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT, neckties, contracts, high voltage!

Sounds like my upcoming family reunion.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 9, 2020 at 7:23 am
Do they all have gravelly voices? :-)




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 9, 2020 at 7:27 am
(July 9, 2020 at 7:23 am)Little lunch Wrote: Do they all have gravelly voices? :-)

No. Targets on their backs.

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July 9, 2020 at 7:29 am
Sounds like you'll be the last to arrive?




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 9, 2020 at 7:30 am
(July 9, 2020 at 7:29 am)Little lunch Wrote: Sounds like you'll be the last to arrive?

And if I do it properly, the only one to leave.

Though it will be a lot of work.

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