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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 24, 2020 at 5:43 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 25, 2020 at 8:06 am
Pretty much every straight relationship

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 25, 2020 at 8:16 am
A Christian thought he had me with a gotcha moment.
He just asked me how did animals evolve before Darwin's theory of evolution.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 26, 2020 at 6:06 am
How to defeat martial arists, part one:

https://i.imgur.com/IfPFsgd.jpg

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 26, 2020 at 7:36 am
Another good way to defeat martial arts is to just be a boxer. :-)




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 26, 2020 at 7:37 am
(June 26, 2020 at 7:36 am)Little lunch Wrote: Another good way to defeat martial arts is to just be a boxer. :-)
Some do karate.


I do kaboom.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 26, 2020 at 7:56 am
(June 26, 2020 at 7:37 am)onlinebiker Wrote:
(June 26, 2020 at 7:36 am)Little lunch Wrote: Another good way to defeat martial arts is to just be a boxer. :-)
Some do karate.


I do kaboom.

Yup, that’s the common defect in most martial arts: range.





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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 26, 2020 at 8:40 am
And next to no defence except for a pitiful wax on wax off move.




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 26, 2020 at 3:24 pm
(June 26, 2020 at 7:56 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(June 26, 2020 at 7:37 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Some do karate.


I do kaboom.

Yup, that’s the common defect in most martial arts: range.





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That stuntman earned his keep that day...

That wasn't in the script. Mr Ford was a bit sick and did not want to go through the rehearsed scene - so he drew and fired.

Terry Richards (the guy with the sword) reacted and dropped so perfectly they went with it...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 26, 2020 at 3:37 pm (This post was last modified: June 26, 2020 at 3:37 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Accidents and coincidences are the basis of our most loved bits of cinema.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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