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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 1, 2021 at 4:21 pm
(February 1, 2021 at 4:10 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: FEYw5ls.jpg]

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 1, 2021 at 4:22 pm
(February 1, 2021 at 5:44 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 143233774_440810717332550_41387601328232...e=603E4949]

Can't for the life of me imagine that this particular ad kept anyone - particularly teens (particularly MALE teens) - off of 'reefer cigarettes'.

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Though I don't partake in The Devil's Lettuce, I have dated and/or been married to guys who do quite regularly.  This particular...uh, party game...was never suggested.  Thankfully - I may not have many limits but I do have a few.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 1, 2021 at 4:31 pm
That photo inspires many questions.

Are the vibrations of a French Horn particularly pleasurable, and is there enough acoustic energy coupled from horn to senstive parts to do the correct job? The scientist in me wants to know.

A double-blind study should also be done against other brass instruments.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 1, 2021 at 4:57 pm
(February 1, 2021 at 4:31 pm)HappySkeptic Wrote: That photo inspires many questions.

Are the vibrations of a French Horn particularly pleasurable, and is there enough acoustic energy coupled from horn to senstive parts to do the correct job?  The scientist in me wants to know.  

A double-blind study should also be done against other brass instruments.

Good luck finding volunteer test subjects for the slide trombone.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 1, 2021 at 5:40 pm
(February 1, 2021 at 4:57 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(February 1, 2021 at 4:31 pm)HappySkeptic Wrote: That photo inspires many questions.

Are the vibrations of a French Horn particularly pleasurable, and is there enough acoustic energy coupled from horn to senstive parts to do the correct job?  The scientist in me wants to know.  

A double-blind study should also be done against other brass instruments.

Good luck finding volunteer test subjects for the slide trombone.

Boru

And women would ask - "does this tuba make my ass look big?"..
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 1, 2021 at 5:43 pm (This post was last modified: February 1, 2021 at 5:46 pm by A. Secular Human.)
(February 1, 2021 at 4:22 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(February 1, 2021 at 5:44 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 143233774_440810717332550_41387601328232...e=603E4949]

Can't for the life of me imagine that this particular ad kept anyone - particularly teens (particularly MALE teens) - off of 'reefer cigarettes'.

Boru

Though I don't partake in The Devil's Lettuce, I have dated and/or been married to guys who do quite regularly.  This particular...uh, party game...was never suggested.  Thankfully - I may not have many limits but I do have a few.

I would imagine that if you hit a particularly high amplitude and low frequency note, that it could have some "interesting" results.
(February 1, 2021 at 4:31 pm)HappySkeptic Wrote: That photo inspires many questions.

Are the vibrations of a French Horn particularly pleasurable, and is there enough acoustic energy coupled from horn to senstive parts to do the correct job?  The scientist in me wants to know.  

A double-blind study should also be done against other brass instruments.

A sousaphone would probably work better...
(February 1, 2021 at 4:57 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(February 1, 2021 at 4:31 pm)HappySkeptic Wrote: That photo inspires many questions.

Are the vibrations of a French Horn particularly pleasurable, and is there enough acoustic energy coupled from horn to senstive parts to do the correct job?  The scientist in me wants to know.  

A double-blind study should also be done against other brass instruments.

Good luck finding volunteer test subjects for the slide trombone.

Boru

If you stuck a backwards mute on the slide, it might be easier to find participants!
(February 1, 2021 at 5:40 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(February 1, 2021 at 4:57 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Good luck finding volunteer test subjects for the slide trombone.

Boru

And women would ask - "does this tuba make my ass look big?"..

And a soon-to-be genital-less man would answer..."No, your ass makes your ass look big".
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February 2, 2021 at 7:52 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 3, 2021 at 6:30 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 3, 2021 at 10:14 am
My grandpa looked just like the version on the left.

Skinny his whole life. Never weighed over 140 lbs.

Could eat all day. Never gained a pound.

Don'tcha hate that?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 3, 2021 at 1:18 pm
(February 3, 2021 at 10:14 am)onlinebiker Wrote: My grandpa looked just like the version on the left.

Skinny his whole life. Never weighed over 140 lbs.

Could eat all day. Never gained a pound.

Don'tcha hate that?

I was just the same until I hit the agee of 50... then whatever was keeping me skinny went away!
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