Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread

[Sal]

Boru

Nipple-suit batman is the best batman movie.

[awty]

Can't for the life of me imagine that this particular ad kept anyone - particularly teens (particularly MALE teens) - off of 'reefer cigarettes'.

Boru

Though I don't partake in The Devil's Lettuce, I have dated and/or been married to guys who do quite regularly.  This particular...uh, party game...was never suggested.  Thankfully - I may not have many limits but I do have a few.

[HappySkeptic]

That photo inspires many questions.

Are the vibrations of a French Horn particularly pleasurable, and is there enough acoustic energy coupled from horn to senstive parts to do the correct job? The scientist in me wants to know.

A double-blind study should also be done against other brass instruments.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

That photo inspires many questions.

Are the vibrations of a French Horn particularly pleasurable, and is there enough acoustic energy coupled from horn to senstive parts to do the correct job?  The scientist in me wants to know.  

A double-blind study should also be done against other brass instruments.

Good luck finding volunteer test subjects for the slide trombone.

Boru

[onlinebiker]

That photo inspires many questions.

Are the vibrations of a French Horn particularly pleasurable, and is there enough acoustic energy coupled from horn to senstive parts to do the correct job?  The scientist in me wants to know.  

A double-blind study should also be done against other brass instruments.

Good luck finding volunteer test subjects for the slide trombone.

Boru

And women would ask - "does this tuba make my ass look big?"..

[A. Secular Human]

Can't for the life of me imagine that this particular ad kept anyone - particularly teens (particularly MALE teens) - off of 'reefer cigarettes'.

Boru

Though I don't partake in The Devil's Lettuce, I have dated and/or been married to guys who do quite regularly.  This particular...uh, party game...was never suggested.  Thankfully - I may not have many limits but I do have a few.

I would imagine that if you hit a particularly high amplitude and low frequency note, that it could have some "interesting" results.

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That photo inspires many questions.

Are the vibrations of a French Horn particularly pleasurable, and is there enough acoustic energy coupled from horn to senstive parts to do the correct job?  The scientist in me wants to know.  

A double-blind study should also be done against other brass instruments.

A sousaphone would probably work better...

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That photo inspires many questions.

Are the vibrations of a French Horn particularly pleasurable, and is there enough acoustic energy coupled from horn to senstive parts to do the correct job?  The scientist in me wants to know.  

A double-blind study should also be done against other brass instruments.

Good luck finding volunteer test subjects for the slide trombone.

Boru

If you stuck a backwards mute on the slide, it might be easier to find participants!

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Good luck finding volunteer test subjects for the slide trombone.

Boru

And women would ask - "does this tuba make my ass look big?"..

And a soon-to-be genital-less man would answer..."No, your ass makes your ass look big".

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Boru

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Boru

[onlinebiker]

My grandpa looked just like the version on the left.

Skinny his whole life. Never weighed over 140 lbs.

Could eat all day. Never gained a pound.

Don'tcha hate that?

[zebo-the-fat]

My grandpa looked just like the version on the left.

Skinny his whole life. Never weighed over 140 lbs.

Could eat all day. Never gained a pound.

Don'tcha hate that?

I was just the same until I hit the agee of 50... then whatever was keeping me skinny went away!