(May 6, 2021 at 3:57 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the human brain. You know, because of all the indoor fins.
Boru
Dying to live, living to die.
joke time
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(May 6, 2021 at 3:57 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the human brain. You know, because of all the indoor fins.
Dying to live, living to die.
YEC: EVOLUTION MAKES NO SENSE!
Me: How did God do it? YEC: GOD IS BEYOND OUR UNDERSTANDING! Me: So God makes no sense. YEC: EXACTLY!!! ... wait.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
I went to the library and asked if they have the new book on Pavlov's dog and Shrodinger's cat.
The librarian said it rings a bell but she doesn't know if it's in or not.
Dying to live, living to die.
We're thinking of selling this place and moving into a bouncy house. The rent will be high, but that's mostly because of inflation.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
RE: joke time
May 7, 2021 at 11:05 am
(This post was last modified: May 7, 2021 at 11:06 am by onlinebiker.)
Sex is like air.
It' s no big deal until you're not getting any.
‘Sex is like smoking. If you don’t inhale, it won’t hurt you.’ - George Burns
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
(May 6, 2021 at 5:31 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:(May 6, 2021 at 3:57 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the human brain. You know, because of all the indoor fins. Needs an extended middle toe.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
I killed someone in a Lebanese restaurant.
The police are trying to charge me with hummuside.
Dying to live, living to die.
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