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What's the different between hedgehogs and BMWs?

Hedgehogs have the pricks on the outside.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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I was watching a concert by the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra when the guy on the triangle disappeared.

Weird.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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An astronaut fell into a black hole...

After, a NASA official was explaining the situation to the dead astronaut's, now widowed, wife.
"What do you mean he was spaghettified?" The widow interjects.

The official replies, "I'm sorry. Your husband has... Pasta way... Hehe"
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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Interviewer: 'So, what makes you think you'd be a good waiter?'

Me: 'Well, I bring a lot to the table.'

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(May 23, 2021 at 4:46 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I was watching a concert by the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra when the guy on the triangle disappeared.

Weird.





"Luke, you've switched off your targeting computer."

Luke, "No shit, it is Android and Window based."

EDIT, in all seriousness, I cant understand this format. I just posted an unrelated joke, but it looks like it came up in my response to a prior joke. My intent was not to relate my newist comment/post/joke to the prior post I was commenting on in my prior post.
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What has 4 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck of course.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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What does a Deadhead say when he runs out of drugs?

"This music sucks..."
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(May 25, 2021 at 8:39 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: What has 4 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck of course.

An F82 Twin Mustang.
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(May 25, 2021 at 11:19 am)onlinebiker Wrote:
(May 25, 2021 at 8:39 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: What has 4 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck of course.

An F82 Twin Mustang.

It's a little bit unsettling when you first feel a Mustang begin to lift off the ground. But you soon learn to enjoy its powers of flight.
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(May 25, 2021 at 3:22 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote:
(May 25, 2021 at 11:19 am)onlinebiker Wrote: An F82 Twin Mustang.

It's a little bit unsettling when you first feel a Mustang begin to lift off the ground. But you soon learn to enjoy its powers of flight.

I never got a chance - but dad did - he got a few flights in a P51.. Said it was a handful. Full right rudder and steer with the throttle (engine torque) until the tail lifts.

....

Closest I got was RC. In the late 1980's I got a ton of stick time. During one summer I went through 55 gallons of glow fuel - with no engine bigger than a .90.

I got so proficient on so many different models -excelling at takeoff and landings (I used to practice doing touch and goes for hours) - that I got to be the "go to" guy at a couple different flying fields for putting a difficult to fly aircraft up for the first time.

I got to fly a bunch of giant scales - that guys were too nervous to try themselves. I flew several 1/4 scale Mustangs - and once a 1/3 scale P-38..... Compared to the Mustangs - the P-38 took off like a trainer.....

The stang does fly different. The elevator input is really easy overdo.... Too much in a steep bank, trying to do an elevator turn - can get your ass in a jam, right now.....

Spin testing was not advised.
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