(May 27, 2021 at 5:53 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
Boru
Funny because he more looks like Mel Gibson in that pic.
Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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(May 27, 2021 at 5:53 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Funny because he more looks like Mel Gibson in that pic. (May 27, 2021 at 9:47 pm)Eleven Wrote: I like that fedora! I know a guy who served in the USAF back in the '60s. In the barracks at the base where he was stationed, there was a Captain (Zero-3, in the USAF) who was just a shit of a Martinet. He was all over the place with chickenshit complaints about the cleanliness of the barracks. I met a guy like that in the Navy, fwiw. Anyway, the guys decided one day to get back at him for his attitude. They cleaned a toilet up extra-well, and squeezed a "turd" of creamy peanut butter and let it drop into the bowl. When he went into the head on inspection, saw it and asked, "Is this what I think it is!?", one of the enlisted guys reached, in a took a swipe off it, tasted it, and said, "Yes, sir, it is!". Guy got all pale and left. Now, my Navy story. The executive officer on my second ship was one of the above-mentioned Martinets. He'd come down into the (sleeping) compartment for an inspection, and was a complete bitch about it. DUST! Officers have a different mess area , and someone sneaked in and left a steaming turd on his seat in the officer's mess. A real "mess", indeed!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
While I really like doing my grocery shopping online there are some hiccups now and then. I buy a small bag of frozen mixed vegetables about three times a year to use in the parrot treat I make out of cornbread. I knew I needed to make more today and had just enough vegies left for this batch so I ordered another bag...first bag I didn't pick up in person.
So, I am putting the groceries away and find that I ordered, and got, a five pound bag of mixed vegetables. Yeah, so that's gonna last for a while. ***Note to self, look a little more closely at the size of the item you are purchasing. Good grief. (May 27, 2021 at 10:14 pm)Fireball Wrote:"Officer Country" on a USCG 210 Reliance class has in one passageway that had hatches at both ends - essentially making it a blind alley with all (except Capt) officer staterooms. One ship in particular had a joker that kept leaving turds in the passageway - and became known as "The Phantom Shitter" - who is as far as I know still on the loose. At one point some wag put a TP dispenser on suction cups on the bulkhead......l(May 27, 2021 at 9:47 pm)Eleven Wrote: The command was not amused. RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 28, 2021 at 3:32 pm
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Some programmer friends who can program in Metaquotes "language", (I can do a VERY little) programmed a financial indicator for me, to alarm when various "stars all align".
I didn't tell them what it should say, when it alarmed. I know how to fix that if I don't like it. It rang the other day. The "pop-up" alarm said "The fat lady just sang on the Euro/dollar".
Every religion is true one way or another. It is true when understood metaphorically. But when it gets stuck in its own metaphors, interpreting them as facts, then you are in trouble. - Joseph Campbell
Militant Atheist Commie Evolutionist RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 28, 2021 at 9:57 pm
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"Change was inevitable"
Nemo sicut deus debet esse! “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?” –SHIRLEY CHISHOLM RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 29, 2021 at 12:23 am
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^ The most annoying thing about edge is that it boots up when you start up Windows 10 in safe mode with networking.
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