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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
The Valkyrie Offline
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 12, 2021 at 4:56 am
Meanwhile, in his box, Schroedinger's cat plots his revenge...

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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 12, 2021 at 10:26 am
Taken from a Tweet I read tonight.

"If there's one thing I've learned from the past two years it's that, if aliens were invading Earth, half of the US would be screaming, 'No they're not!'"

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 12, 2021 at 12:39 pm
(August 12, 2021 at 10:26 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Taken from a Tweet I read tonight.

"If there's one thing I've learned from the past two years it's that, if aliens were invading Earth, half of the US would be screaming, 'No they're not!'"

And it would be right along party lines...


I can see the Dems outrage at the Pubs calling the newly arrived " vicious aliens".
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 12, 2021 at 2:55 pm
This one is for Brian.

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Save a life. Adopt a greyhound.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 13, 2021 at 5:29 am
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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 13, 2021 at 10:37 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 14, 2021 at 10:00 am
Is that really a coughing emoji?

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 15, 2021 at 8:12 am
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Hilarious
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 15, 2021 at 2:01 pm
Why is tuna " chicken of the sea" instead of chicken " tuna of the barnyard"?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 16, 2021 at 3:53 am
A cheese factory exploded in France.

Da Brie is everywhere.
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