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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 13, 2021 at 8:15 pm
(November 10, 2021 at 12:28 pm)Fireball Wrote: (November 10, 2021 at 11:22 am)Ten Wrote:
No wonder they're lost. He doesn't know a (drafting) compass from a protractor.
Technically it's a pair of compasses. And even with them I couldn't draw a circle, I was woejus at technical graphics.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 13, 2021 at 8:22 pm
(November 13, 2021 at 8:15 pm)Nomad Wrote: (November 10, 2021 at 12:28 pm)Fireball Wrote: No wonder they're lost. He doesn't know a (drafting) compass from a protractor.
Technically it's a pair of compasses. And even with them I couldn't draw a circle, I was woejus at technical graphics.
I must've gotten all your skillz there. I've spent quite some time on a drafting board, and have used CAD/CAM for awhile, too. Each to his own strengths! Even though I was in the Navy, I didn't navigate. I was down in the engine room slaving and sweating.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 14, 2021 at 12:55 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 14, 2021 at 12:58 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 14, 2021 at 5:01 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 14, 2021 at 7:49 am
(November 13, 2021 at 7:47 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: A good friend of mine was dog-sitting, and took the beagle out for a walk. The damn thing kept wandering around her legs until she finally tripped over it. Set back her knee surgery recovery by six weeks.
Her significant other took it out for walks after that, and he got tangled up in the leash as well.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 14, 2021 at 8:17 am
(November 12, 2021 at 7:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
Weirdly, my cat is never underfoot.
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