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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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(November 13, 2021 at 8:22 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(November 13, 2021 at 8:15 pm)Nomad Wrote: Technically it's a pair of compasses.  And even with them I couldn't draw a circle, I was woejus at technical graphics.

I must've gotten all your skillz there. I've spent quite some time on a drafting board, and have used CAD/CAM for awhile, too. Each to his own strengths! Even though I was in the Navy, I didn't navigate. I was down in the engine room slaving and sweating.

I'm even worse with a hammer in my hand. My left thumb is not safe no matter where I stick it.
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(November 14, 2021 at 8:17 am)Foxaire Wrote:
(November 12, 2021 at 7:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: FC4i3-CIXs-AAUbua.jpg]

Weirdly, my cat is never underfoot.

Mine isn't either. But he is excellent at herding me toward his food bowl. He waits at the bathroom door and guides me into the office/sewing room where his bowl is kept away from the dogs.
  
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I bought a pair of memory foam insoles today and now I never forget why I walked in the kitchen!
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(November 13, 2021 at 8:15 pm)Nomad Wrote:
(November 10, 2021 at 12:28 pm)Fireball Wrote: No wonder they're lost. He doesn't know a (drafting) compass from a protractor.  Hehe

Technically it's a pair of compasses.  And even with them I couldn't draw a circle, I was woejus at technical graphics.

My favorite class in engineering school was drafting.  I drew some really awesome renderings.

On a drafting table.

With a lead holder (like a pencil).

On paper.

Once I got a job in R&D, my schematics were works of art.  I can't freehand worth shit, though.

(November 14, 2021 at 8:26 am)Nomad Wrote:
(November 13, 2021 at 8:22 pm)Fireball Wrote: I must've gotten all your skillz there. I've spent quite some time on a drafting board, and have used CAD/CAM for awhile, too. Each to his own strengths! Even though I was in the Navy, I didn't navigate. I was down in the engine room slaving and sweating.

I'm even worse with a hammer in my hand.  My left thumb is not safe no matter where I stick it.

Why do you hammer your own ass?   Great Hehe
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Just as the good Lord envisioned

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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What happens when you don't feed your cat 



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Needless to say there was a reason they called it Coke 8D

My mom does not believe this.
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(November 18, 2021 at 1:47 pm)T.J. Wrote: Needless to say there was a reason they called it Coke 8D

My mom does not believe this.

It's very well documented that this was the case.  You might share this with her:

https://teens.drugabuse.gov/blog/post/co...alous-past

Is she a theist, perchance?
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