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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 14, 2021 at 8:26 am
(November 13, 2021 at 8:22 pm)Fireball Wrote: (November 13, 2021 at 8:15 pm)Nomad Wrote: Technically it's a pair of compasses. And even with them I couldn't draw a circle, I was woejus at technical graphics.
I must've gotten all your skillz there. I've spent quite some time on a drafting board, and have used CAD/CAM for awhile, too. Each to his own strengths! Even though I was in the Navy, I didn't navigate. I was down in the engine room slaving and sweating.
I'm even worse with a hammer in my hand. My left thumb is not safe no matter where I stick it.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 14, 2021 at 8:26 am
(November 14, 2021 at 8:17 am)Foxaire Wrote: (November 12, 2021 at 7:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: ![[Image: FC4i3-CIXs-AAUbua.jpg]](https://i.ibb.co/yhhvtzt/FC4i3-CIXs-AAUbua.jpg)
Weirdly, my cat is never underfoot.
Mine isn't either. But he is excellent at herding me toward his food bowl. He waits at the bathroom door and guides me into the office/sewing room where his bowl is kept away from the dogs.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 14, 2021 at 8:33 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 14, 2021 at 8:18 pm
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(November 13, 2021 at 8:15 pm)Nomad Wrote: (November 10, 2021 at 12:28 pm)Fireball Wrote: No wonder they're lost. He doesn't know a (drafting) compass from a protractor. 
Technically it's a pair of compasses. And even with them I couldn't draw a circle, I was woejus at technical graphics.
My favorite class in engineering school was drafting. I drew some really awesome renderings.
On a drafting table.
With a lead holder (like a pencil).
On paper.
Once I got a job in R&D, my schematics were works of art. I can't freehand worth shit, though.
(November 14, 2021 at 8:26 am)Nomad Wrote: (November 13, 2021 at 8:22 pm)Fireball Wrote: I must've gotten all your skillz there. I've spent quite some time on a drafting board, and have used CAD/CAM for awhile, too. Each to his own strengths! Even though I was in the Navy, I didn't navigate. I was down in the engine room slaving and sweating.
I'm even worse with a hammer in my hand. My left thumb is not safe no matter where I stick it.
Why do you hammer your own ass?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 15, 2021 at 6:58 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 15, 2021 at 12:53 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 15, 2021 at 6:23 pm
What happens when you don't feed your cat
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 18, 2021 at 1:47 pm
Needless to say there was a reason they called it Coke 8D
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 18, 2021 at 5:32 pm
(November 18, 2021 at 1:47 pm)T.J. Wrote: Needless to say there was a reason they called it Coke 8D
My mom does not believe this.
It's very well documented that this was the case. You might share this with her:
https://teens.drugabuse.gov/blog/post/co...alous-past
Is she a theist, perchance?
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