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In the 15th and 16th centuries, some Spanish ships would fill their holds with cheap crystal and take it back to Spain.

This is how we know how many quartz in a galleon.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(September 26, 2022 at 5:07 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: In the 15th and 16th centuries, some Spanish ships would fill their holds with cheap crystal and take it back to Spain.

This is how we know how many quartz in a galleon.

[Image: spank-spanking.gif]

Because sometimes, a swat on the nose with a rolled up newspaper just ain’t enough.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: joke time
(September 26, 2022 at 5:07 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: In the 15th and 16th centuries, some Spanish ships would fill their holds with cheap crystal and take it back to Spain.

This is how we know how many quartz in a galleon.
Maybe they were sneaking in the gold incognito-

"Gold is formed naturally in quartz deposits in the earth. When erosion takes place, exposed veins of gold break off and wash into rivers and streams. The natural movement of the water tumbles the gold against sand and rocks, forming the Natural Gold Nugget."
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(September 26, 2022 at 6:20 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 26, 2022 at 5:07 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: In the 15th and 16th centuries, some Spanish ships would fill their holds with cheap crystal and take it back to Spain.

This is how we know how many quartz in a galleon.

[Image: spank-spanking.gif]

Because sometimes, a swat on the nose with a rolled up newspaper just ain’t enough.

Boru

Promised, promises...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(September 26, 2022 at 7:36 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(September 26, 2022 at 6:20 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: spank-spanking.gif]

Because sometimes, a swat on the nose with a rolled up newspaper just ain’t enough.

Boru

Promised, promises...

I found a lot of other spanking gifs, but they’d have to go in Area 69.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(September 26, 2022 at 6:20 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 26, 2022 at 5:07 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: In the 15th and 16th centuries, some Spanish ships would fill their holds with cheap crystal and take it back to Spain.

This is how we know how many quartz in a galleon.

[Image: spank-spanking.gif]

Because sometimes, a swat on the nose with a rolled up newspaper just ain’t enough.

Boru


Somehow, I don't think that would be viewed as punishment...
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(September 26, 2022 at 4:05 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 26, 2022 at 3:34 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: Call me dense...

That’s Honore de Balzac.

Boru


Heh, heh...you said "ball sack"...heh, heh.
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(September 26, 2022 at 7:38 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 26, 2022 at 7:36 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Promised, promises...

I found a lot of other spanking gifs, but they’d have to go in Area 69.

Boru

You can find gifs on sites other than pornhub.

Wink

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(September 27, 2022 at 7:31 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(September 26, 2022 at 7:38 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I found a lot of other spanking gifs, but they’d have to go in Area 69.

Boru

You can find gifs on sites other than pornhub.

Wink

I don’t understand - there are sites that aren’t pornhub? Sounds pretty sketchy.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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It's only a murder of crows if you have probable caws.

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