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RE: joke time
September 26, 2022 at 5:07 pm
In the 15th and 16th centuries, some Spanish ships would fill their holds with cheap crystal and take it back to Spain.

This is how we know how many quartz in a galleon.

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RE: joke time
September 26, 2022 at 6:20 pm
(September 26, 2022 at 5:07 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: In the 15th and 16th centuries, some Spanish ships would fill their holds with cheap crystal and take it back to Spain.

This is how we know how many quartz in a galleon.

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Because sometimes, a swat on the nose with a rolled up newspaper just ain’t enough.

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RE: joke time
September 26, 2022 at 7:07 pm
(September 26, 2022 at 5:07 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: In the 15th and 16th centuries, some Spanish ships would fill their holds with cheap crystal and take it back to Spain.

This is how we know how many quartz in a galleon.
Maybe they were sneaking in the gold incognito-

"Gold is formed naturally in quartz deposits in the earth. When erosion takes place, exposed veins of gold break off and wash into rivers and streams. The natural movement of the water tumbles the gold against sand and rocks, forming the Natural Gold Nugget."
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RE: joke time
September 26, 2022 at 7:36 pm
(September 26, 2022 at 6:20 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 26, 2022 at 5:07 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: In the 15th and 16th centuries, some Spanish ships would fill their holds with cheap crystal and take it back to Spain.

This is how we know how many quartz in a galleon.

[Image: spank-spanking.gif]

Because sometimes, a swat on the nose with a rolled up newspaper just ain’t enough.

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RE: joke time
September 26, 2022 at 7:38 pm
(September 26, 2022 at 7:36 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(September 26, 2022 at 6:20 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: spank-spanking.gif]

Because sometimes, a swat on the nose with a rolled up newspaper just ain’t enough.

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Promised, promises...

I found a lot of other spanking gifs, but they’d have to go in Area 69.

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RE: joke time
September 27, 2022 at 5:57 pm
(September 26, 2022 at 6:20 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 26, 2022 at 5:07 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: In the 15th and 16th centuries, some Spanish ships would fill their holds with cheap crystal and take it back to Spain.

This is how we know how many quartz in a galleon.

[Image: spank-spanking.gif]

Because sometimes, a swat on the nose with a rolled up newspaper just ain’t enough.

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Somehow, I don't think that would be viewed as punishment...
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RE: joke time
September 27, 2022 at 5:58 pm
(September 26, 2022 at 4:05 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 26, 2022 at 3:34 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: Call me dense...

That’s Honore de Balzac.

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Heh, heh...you said "ball sack"...heh, heh.
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RE: joke time
September 27, 2022 at 7:31 pm
(September 26, 2022 at 7:38 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 26, 2022 at 7:36 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Promised, promises...

I found a lot of other spanking gifs, but they’d have to go in Area 69.

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You can find gifs on sites other than pornhub.

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RE: joke time
September 27, 2022 at 7:41 pm
(September 27, 2022 at 7:31 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(September 26, 2022 at 7:38 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I found a lot of other spanking gifs, but they’d have to go in Area 69.

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You can find gifs on sites other than pornhub.

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I don’t understand - there are sites that aren’t pornhub? Sounds pretty sketchy.

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RE: joke time
September 27, 2022 at 9:58 pm
It's only a murder of crows if you have probable caws.

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