(January 15, 2023 at 5:23 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
Boru
"I rarely LOL, but when I do, it's for beer humor."
- The most interesting man in the world. (Just ask me!)
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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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(January 15, 2023 at 5:23 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: "I rarely LOL, but when I do, it's for beer humor." - The most interesting man in the world. (Just ask me!)
Disappointing theists since 1968!
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Disappointing theists since 1968!
(January 19, 2023 at 6:00 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:(January 19, 2023 at 5:06 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
After watching Turkey Tom's video about a YouTube cult leader named Leo Gura, he included this hilariously batshit post. Surprisingly, this one doesn't include his bizarre pantheistic/solipsistic/Hallucinogen-fueled bullshit, it focuses more on his time as a pickup artist.
Quote: told a girl at the bar that my friend and I have herpes and that since we are such generous guys, we would be happy to share it with her. That was my opener. She told me that I am unusually friendly for a Russian (she was part Russian too). I told her that she is gullible and that if I was a rapist I would take her to my rape van. I told her I am taking her to church to confess all her sins. She asked, which church. I said, the one that molests the most children. She was an attourney. I asked her if contracts make her wet. I told her I will have my attourney draft up some contracts for her. I told her to give me her fax number so I can fax her a black and white pixelated dick pic. She said she actually had a fax number. She gave me her biz card. She asked me what I do. I said I scrub toilets at Taco Bell and that I would scrub the shit out of her toilet. When I said that, I said it like I was talking about fucking her pussy out. She said, Perfect. I told her I am Asian from the waist down and that her ass was too much for me and that she needs a black dude for that ass. But that luckily I am actually black from the waist down. She said, Perfect. She asked for me to take her number. Finally she gave me permission to squeeze her giant tits in front of her friend.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad. Karma is a bitch
"Change was inevitable"
Nemo sicut deus debet esse! “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?” –SHIRLEY CHISHOLM
I'm in the Dallas area. There are local FB pages for selling and/or giving away items or searching for items.
Since last night those pages are loaded with Cowboys stuff people are trying to unload. LOL - I was never a Cowboys fan before or since moving here but find it funny as the fans here are rabid. Seems several are bailing off that sinking ship, finally. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Hmmm
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 27, 2023 at 4:46 pm
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(January 26, 2023 at 1:14 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Hmmm So does her dog! Gotta wonder...what are the other four Reach Around Books about? Can't wait for Season Two!
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