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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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#6511
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 30, 2023 at 10:14 am
(October 30, 2023 at 8:34 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Fart.jpg]

'try to get to the bottom' was a good pun. Was the girlfriend in the waiting room?
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#6512
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 30, 2023 at 10:22 am
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What fresh hell can this be? - Dorothy Parker
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#6513
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 30, 2023 at 3:52 pm
(October 29, 2023 at 9:41 pm)LinuxGal Wrote: [Image: 200183.jpg]

Clearly a "White boy", too.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 30, 2023 at 7:17 pm
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 30, 2023 at 7:20 pm
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 30, 2023 at 7:23 pm
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#6517
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 30, 2023 at 8:02 pm (This post was last modified: October 30, 2023 at 8:02 pm by LinuxGal.)
(October 30, 2023 at 8:34 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: ...[Peanut allergy thing]...

Sounds like an episode of House.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 30, 2023 at 8:50 pm
(October 30, 2023 at 7:23 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: F9i-Pcd-AXUAAl-JJm-jpeg.jpg]

But what if I want it?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 30, 2023 at 9:37 pm
The day I found out that Donald Trump Jr. outed himself as a zoophile:

[Image: d6sx31lx2swb1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&a...8490f396a4]
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

[Image: harmlesskitchen.png]

I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 30, 2023 at 9:43 pm
(October 30, 2023 at 9:37 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: The day I found out that Donald Trump Jr. outed himself as a zoophile:

[Image: d6sx31lx2swb1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&a...8490f396a4]

A racist zoophile, at that. But nobody should be surprised by that.
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