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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 30, 2023 at 10:15 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 30, 2023 at 11:04 pm
(October 30, 2023 at 10:15 pm)LinuxGal Wrote: [Image: 301652.jpg]
I know that barber!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 30, 2023 at 11:38 pm
Ha, ha. As a grown-up adult, I know very well how funny this strip is.

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 31, 2023 at 4:16 am
^^'Mum, I can't wait to be a grownup! You can eat whatever you want, you don't have to pick up your toys, and you don't even have to take baths if you don't want to!'

'Son, you've just described clinical depression.'

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 31, 2023 at 5:34 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 31, 2023 at 2:55 pm
(October 30, 2023 at 7:20 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: F9d8dm-MXUAAU-r-O-jpeg.jpg]

Was there supposed to be images besides complete blackness, in the first and third frames?

Or was there a joke to it, that I didn't get?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 31, 2023 at 2:59 pm
(October 31, 2023 at 2:55 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: Was there supposed to be images besides complete blackness, in the first and third frames?

Or was there a joke to it, that I didn't get?

There was no first or third frame. Those are just upper and lower page borders.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 31, 2023 at 7:19 pm
Halloween is the best time of year if you're a child murdering maniac.

If one of the little bastards escapes and a cop sees you chasing him with a bloody knife, just shout, "Trick or treat!!"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 31, 2023 at 8:36 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 1, 2023 at 8:13 pm
ENTER NEW PASSWORD: chicken

PASSWORD MUST CONTAIN A CAPITAL: chickenkiev
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