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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 17, 2023 at 6:31 pm
"Beccs, it's Saturday, what are you doing tonight?"

Me:

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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 17, 2023 at 7:21 pm
(November 17, 2023 at 6:31 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: "Beccs, it's Saturday, what are you doing tonight?"

Me:

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That’s gonna be the weirdest salad EVER.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 17, 2023 at 7:27 pm
^When I used to actually go into stores, I liked to watch what people with a small order had.

A friend and I went to a convenience store on Ft. Jackson one evening and got behind a guy who set his items on the conveyor belt. He had a six pack of beer or maybe wine coolers (they were in glass bottles), a box of large trash bags, and a box of Ex-Lax.

I leaned back toward Carol and whispered that I was glad I wasn't invited to that party.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 17, 2023 at 7:59 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 18, 2023 at 7:41 am
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 18, 2023 at 8:28 am
Yes Donald Trump (Colossis Douchebagis), who would through its own flesh and blood under a bus, has your best interests at heart, and thoroughly stands with you.

Sounds completely legitimate.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 18, 2023 at 8:54 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 18, 2023 at 11:53 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 18, 2023 at 5:16 pm
(November 17, 2023 at 4:52 am)pocaracas Wrote: [Image: WDt21Jj.jpg]

A more recent example of the same is to go to YouTube and search for "ah, ah, ah, ah song".

It will bring up Vitas's The Seventh Element.  Catchy tune.  Great falsetto.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 18, 2023 at 5:18 pm (This post was last modified: November 18, 2023 at 5:22 pm by A. Secular Human.)
(November 17, 2023 at 6:31 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: "Beccs, it's Saturday, what are you doing tonight?"

Me:

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Swipe right, and you may not need the cucumber.
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