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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
"Beccs, it's Saturday, what are you doing tonight?"

Me:

[Image: F-Kzomi-WMAAe-Ve-O-jpeg.jpg]

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
(November 17, 2023 at 6:31 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: "Beccs, it's Saturday, what are you doing tonight?"

Me:

[Image: F-Kzomi-WMAAe-Ve-O-jpeg.jpg]

That’s gonna be the weirdest salad EVER.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
^When I used to actually go into stores, I liked to watch what people with a small order had.

A friend and I went to a convenience store on Ft. Jackson one evening and got behind a guy who set his items on the conveyor belt. He had a six pack of beer or maybe wine coolers (they were in glass bottles), a box of large trash bags, and a box of Ex-Lax.

I leaned back toward Carol and whispered that I was glad I wasn't invited to that party.
What fresh hell can this be? - Dorothy Parker
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
[Image: F-d-T-p-SWMAAr1xt-jpeg.jpg]

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Yes Donald Trump (Colossis Douchebagis), who would through its own flesh and blood under a bus, has your best interests at heart, and thoroughly stands with you.

Sounds completely legitimate.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
[Image: Fh-Zk-XPia-YAEfpen.jpg]

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
[Image: 401846630_1353051062247916_6640331720063...e=655D16FE]

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
(November 17, 2023 at 4:52 am)pocaracas Wrote: [Image: WDt21Jj.jpg]

A more recent example of the same is to go to YouTube and search for "ah, ah, ah, ah song".

It will bring up Vitas's The Seventh Element.  Catchy tune.  Great falsetto.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
(November 17, 2023 at 6:31 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: "Beccs, it's Saturday, what are you doing tonight?"

Me:

[Image: F-Kzomi-WMAAe-Ve-O-jpeg.jpg]

Swipe right, and you may not need the cucumber.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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