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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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The secret is knowing where to kick 'em, and how hard
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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(November 14, 2023 at 4:53 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: The secret is knowing where to kick 'em, and how hard

Just like humans.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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The Grand Delusion Of Rightwingers

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"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
–SHIRLEY CHISHOLM


      
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(November 16, 2023 at 5:14 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ^
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Boru

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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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My friend, John, and his wife were having problems in the bedroom.

His wife told him to go out and get some of the pills that would give him an erection.

John came home with diet pills.

John will be missed.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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