Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: December 26, 2024, 4:35 pm
Atheist Forums › Discussion › Humor v
Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread

Thread Rating:
  • 3 Vote(s) - 4.33 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Thread Modes
Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
brewer Offline Donators
She don't like Pavlov's dog.....
*****
Religious Views: atheist
Posts: 28432
Threads: 525
Joined: June 16, 2015
Reputation: 90
#6771
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 31, 2024 at 5:48 pm
(January 31, 2024 at 5:43 pm)no one Wrote: Catholic girls taste delicious. Guilt is such a flavorful seasoning.

Thanks for sticking Zappa in my head.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
Find
Reply
no one Offline
That thing that should not be
****
Religious Views: Certainly not
Posts: 6112
Threads: 53
Joined: September 25, 2018
Reputation: 20
#6772
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 31, 2024 at 8:09 pm
Sorry, but after tittes & beer and some cocaine decisions usually I'm the slime.
Find
Reply
A. Secular Human Offline
Grand Poobah, Atheist Nerds of the U. S.
***
Religious Views: God who?
Posts: 1605
Threads: 0
Joined: October 2, 2018
Reputation: 11
#6773
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 31, 2024 at 8:37 pm
(January 31, 2024 at 8:09 pm)no one Wrote: Sorry, but after tittes & beer and some cocaine decisions usually I'm the slime.

Sounds like my kind of party.

Babies on a spit would round that out quite nicely.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
Find
Reply
Fake Messiah Offline
Activist for Sin
*****
Religious Views: Prozac supplants exorcism
Posts: 17200
Threads: 462
Joined: March 29, 2015
Reputation: 30
#6774
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 2, 2024 at 12:57 pm
Geeky humor?

[Image: Dinor.jpg]
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
Find
Reply
Fake Messiah Offline
Activist for Sin
*****
Religious Views: Prozac supplants exorcism
Posts: 17200
Threads: 462
Joined: March 29, 2015
Reputation: 30
#6775
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 2, 2024 at 10:48 pm
Uranus up close and personal

[Image: U3.jpg]

[Image: U4.jpg]
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
Find
Reply
The Valkyrie Offline
The last smile some will see...
*******
Religious Views: Time to end them
Posts: 35341
Threads: 205
Joined: August 13, 2012
Reputation: 146
#6776
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 2, 2024 at 11:19 pm
[Image: GBU54wd-XEAAYw-LH-jpeg.jpg]

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
Find
Reply
no one Offline
That thing that should not be
****
Religious Views: Certainly not
Posts: 6112
Threads: 53
Joined: September 25, 2018
Reputation: 20
#6777
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 3, 2024 at 4:11 am
Damn gas giants!
Find
Reply
BrianSoddingBoru4 Offline
Power-Drunk Administrator
*******
Religious Views: Headology
Posts: 46422
Threads: 540
Joined: July 24, 2013
Reputation: 109
#6778
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 4, 2024 at 5:42 am
[Image: 18922686_2021151768154868_85830573660756...e=65E6D085]

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Find
Reply
Rev. Rye Offline Donators
Donator
*****
Religious Views: Freethinker, ULC Minister
Posts: 12231
Threads: 125
Joined: January 11, 2010
Reputation: 45
#6779
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 4, 2024 at 10:06 pm

Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

[Image: harmlesskitchen.png]

I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
Find
Reply
A. Secular Human Offline
Grand Poobah, Atheist Nerds of the U. S.
***
Religious Views: God who?
Posts: 1605
Threads: 0
Joined: October 2, 2018
Reputation: 11
#6780
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 4, 2024 at 11:49 pm
(February 2, 2024 at 12:57 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Geeky humor?

[Image: Dinor.jpg]

Not really.  Just not funny.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
Find
Reply


Atheist Forums › Discussion › Humor v
Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Just some random thoughts Sigiere 1 759 May 22, 2023 at 12:20 pm
Last Post: Mister Agenda
  Random tank chatter robvalue 21 3907 April 1, 2016 at 3:43 pm
Last Post: robvalue
  The "You really mustn't derail this thread" thread. Edwardo Piet 69 10314 January 19, 2016 at 1:14 pm
Last Post: brewer
  The "You really must derail this thread" thread. Marsellus Wallace 20 4842 January 19, 2016 at 7:15 am
Last Post: ignoramus
  Random revolutionary ideas HorribleOffensiveScouser91 3 2885 November 26, 2012 at 8:41 pm
Last Post: jonb
  WTF Photos (Humorous Edition) thesummerqueen 16 7502 October 26, 2012 at 10:00 am
Last Post: Faith No More



Users browsing this thread: 23 Guest(s)