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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 10, 2024 at 6:36 pm
Greatest. Knifeblock. EVER.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 10, 2024 at 9:06 pm
(July 10, 2024 at 6:36 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Greatest. Knifeblock. EVER.

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Steak knife to spread jelly, got to be Valk's house.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 11, 2024 at 5:07 am (This post was last modified: July 11, 2024 at 5:08 am by Rev. Rye.)
Fun fact: it turns out that even the laws of physics have a sense of humour.

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Sadly, 6900 Kelvin, 420 nm lights don’t seem to be readily available.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 11, 2024 at 12:52 pm
(July 11, 2024 at 5:07 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: Fun fact: it turns out that even the laws of physics have a sense of humour.

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Sadly, 6900 Kelvin, 420 nm lights don’t seem to be readily available.

Count me dense, but I'm not getting it.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 11, 2024 at 2:52 pm
Drop the 00 at the 6900 K. If that doesn’t help, think about this tweet.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 13, 2024 at 4:45 am
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July 13, 2024 at 3:42 pm
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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July 14, 2024 at 12:07 am
This video is one of the most bizarre IRL stories I've ever seen; certainly the most bizarre suicide method I've ever heard of:





So, basically, a 14-year-old boy managed to catfish one of his friends, using several identities, including a girl who claimed to be pregnant with his baby even though they never met IRL, a woman who tapped this random kid for work with MI6, and a woman who supposedly was one of the most powerful women in Britain who eventually ordered him to kill the original 14-year-old boy (supposedly because he was A: Diagnosed with an inoperable brain tumour, and B: Going to shoot up a school because of A).

Yep, this 14-year-old boy tried to convince a friend to kill him, using a catfishing scheme that was as elaborate as it was nonsensical.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 15, 2024 at 6:04 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 15, 2024 at 6:13 pm
(July 15, 2024 at 6:04 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 8x3qrc.jpg]


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Shouldn't he have a boner? Things have to be unsheathed before you can tell.
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