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There is little time.
RE: There is little time.
(April 1, 2012 at 10:26 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: oh and aparently it is a real place in Michigan USA
http://www.hell2u.com/

There is also a paradise in Michigan's upper peninsula. I once dated a girl that was born and raised in Hell and when she was 14 her family moved up to Paradise (no joke - true story I swear).
RE: There is little time.
(April 1, 2012 at 10:21 am)aleialoura Wrote: Oooh ohh! I wanna go to hell! I'd go just to chat up Hitch, Nietzsche, Mark Twain and Carl Sagan. If they are there, then that's where I want to be.

Well you're right, they are all there. But they're not there enjoying themselves with a friggin lemonade!

They're burning in torment, wishing that they had listened to their pastors and their sunday school teachers and their friends and neighbors.

You won't be chatting with anyone in Hell Aleialoura - you're going to be burning for your unrepentant wickedness!
RE: There is little time.
Carry on One King! We just love hearing what you have to say.
RE: There is little time.
(April 1, 2012 at 10:30 am)One King Wrote: They're burning in torment, wishing that they had listened to their pastors and their sunday school teachers and their friends and neighbors.

You won't be chatting with anyone in Hell Aleialoura - you're going to be burning for your unrepentant wickedness!

Wow Wanking...do the authorities know that you...a sexual pervert ...is off his meds and jerking off on an atheist forum.

Just as well we are pretty tough. Did the religious forums kick you off??
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
RE: There is little time.
(April 1, 2012 at 10:30 am)One King Wrote:
(April 1, 2012 at 10:21 am)aleialoura Wrote: Oooh ohh! I wanna go to hell! I'd go just to chat up Hitch, Nietzsche, Mark Twain and Carl Sagan. If they are there, then that's where I want to be.

Well you're right, they are all there. But they're not there enjoying themselves with a friggin lemonade!

They're burning in torment, wishing that they had listened to their pastors and their sunday school teachers and their friends and neighbors.

You won't be chatting with anyone in Hell Aleialoura - you're going to be burning for your unrepentant wickedness!

Then I shall burn with my brothers, with pride and gladness.

There is no such thing as gods, and if there is, then they can go get fucked, but before they do, they can lick my frothy butthole.
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RE: There is little time.
All he's doing is threatening us with eternal torment. This is not discussion. Can a mod please kick his ass out of here.
RE: There is little time.
I'm not the one who is condemning you to Hell. I'm just the messenger of an almighty God. You should be talking to Him rather than lecturing me.
RE: There is little time.
(April 1, 2012 at 10:30 am)One King Wrote: Well you're right, they are all there. But they're not there enjoying themselves with a friggin lemonade!

They're burning in torment, wishing that they had listened to their pastors and their sunday school teachers and their friends and neighbors.

You won't be chatting with anyone in Hell Aleialoura - you're going to be burning for your unrepentant wickedness!

It's a bloody good thing you have no authority over reality isn't it? No hell, no heaven, no god. Just good old reality. Can't bare it can you? Tongue
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan

Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
RE: There is little time.
Someone is up for a big surprise in 13 days Tongue
RE: There is little time.
How can we talk to someone who doesn't fucking exist?
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