(September 12, 2012 at 7:52 am)apophenia Wrote: Trouble is, when I and my love are in bed together, we're short one member.

Can you clarify 'member'?

I tried it. Had no clue of how I was suppose to do it besides just sticking it right in there. So I did. Dind't end well. Bloody tears etc. etc. Found new love, never tried it again and don't think I will either.

Me thinks some of us are much too analytic during sex. No fun in that.

I for one was NEVER into that. It is very unhealthy and if you want that sort of thing you may as well be gay. I happen to love a woman's body along with her mind. were not talking about a mindless doll to have your way with. Why stick it in a stinky place. This in not for me. Maybe I am showing my age I don't know. I'm 54 and don't think I am so out of the loop that I don't make any sense. I have a 30 year old girl friend and she is happy with me.

Everything sexual is permitted between two consenting adults.

(September 12, 2012 at 10:57 am)LastPoet Wrote: Everything sexual is permitted between two consenting adults.

It may be consensual but it wouldn't be prudent.

(September 12, 2012 at 10:54 am)zappa1258 Wrote: I for one was NEVER into that. It is very unhealthy and if you want that sort of thing you may as well be gay. I happen to love a woman's body along with her mind. were not talking about a mindless doll to have your way with. Why stick it in a stinky place. This in not for me. Maybe I am showing my age I don't know. I'm 54 and don't think I am so out of the loop that I don't make any sense. I have a 30 year old girl friend and she is happy with me.

So, is it gay to let your woman to stick a finger where the sun doesn't shine old man?

This shouldn't need saying , but some women love it. (just most don't , shhhhh don't tell em!)

(September 11, 2012 at 6:31 am)Puddleglum Wrote: Islam forbids it -so do christians , who knows what jews do.

So YOU must do it. Tonight!

You can also lose weight doing it!

Are you sure? Odds are, the more devout girls are going to be the ones more likely to do it. To corrupt the old saying, "a good Christian woman is a maiden before and a martyr behind."

(September 12, 2012 at 11:11 am)LastPoet Wrote:

(September 12, 2012 at 10:54 am)zappa1258 Wrote: I for one was NEVER into that. It is very unhealthy and if you want that sort of thing you may as well be gay. I happen to love a woman's body along with her mind. were not talking about a mindless doll to have your way with. Why stick it in a stinky place. This in not for me. Maybe I am showing my age I don't know. I'm 54 and don't think I am so out of the loop that I don't make any sense. I have a 30 year old girl friend and she is happy with me.

So, is it gay to let your woman to stick a finger where the sun doesn't shine old man?

Hell I don't let my Dr. do that why would I let a woman do it. Their is a blood test called a PSA that does a more accurate job. I may be old but with age comes wisdom.