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RE: Jesus, Least Fit Moral Judge
January 10, 2013 at 3:39 pm
Quote:Amen, hellbound heathen. The one bit of common ground you and I share is our contempt for these liberal Christian fools who treat the Lord's Word as a software license agreement (skip to the end and click "I agree" on it). All this twisting into mental knots to justify all our righteous bloodshed, as if the Lord's work needed to be justified!
Absolutely, yhwh. If you are going to be a blood-thirsty cunt then you should be a blood-thirsty cunt AT THE TOP OF YOUR FUCKING LUNGS.
Liberal xtians are such pussies. At least the WBC keeps the faith "pure" and unreasonable, eh.
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RE: Jesus, Least Fit Moral Judge
January 10, 2013 at 3:45 pm
(This post was last modified: January 10, 2013 at 3:46 pm by YahwehIsTheWay.)
(January 10, 2013 at 3:19 pm)Esquilax Wrote: Uh... yeah, the poe ended up saying what I wanted to say better than I would have been able to. Thanks, YahwehIsTheWay! 
You're welcome. Sometimes a True Christian ™ can explain things better than the most calm, rational argument offered by non-believers.
(January 10, 2013 at 3:39 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Absolutely, yhwh. If you are going to be a blood-thirsty cunt then you should be a blood-thirsty cunt AT THE TOP OF YOUR FUCKING LUNGS.
Right you are! If the Lord wants me to be a blood-thirsty cunt, then I'm going to be the best blood-thirsty-cunt-for-Jesus that I can be!
Oh Glory!
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RE: Jesus, Least Fit Moral Judge
January 10, 2013 at 4:01 pm
Right.
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RE: Jesus, Least Fit Moral Judge
January 10, 2013 at 4:09 pm
(January 10, 2013 at 3:39 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Absolutely, yhwh. If you are going to be a blood-thirsty cunt then you should be a blood-thirsty cunt AT THE TOP OF YOUR FUCKING LUNGS.
Can I just say: that is quite possibly one of the finest turns of phrase I have ever encountered. I might keep that one in my back pocket for real world situations. 
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RE: Jesus, Least Fit Moral Judge
January 10, 2013 at 4:12 pm
Be my guest.....it isn't copyrighted.
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RE: Jesus, Least Fit Moral Judge
January 10, 2013 at 6:37 pm
(This post was last modified: January 10, 2013 at 6:41 pm by Drich.)
(January 10, 2013 at 3:19 pm)Esquilax Wrote: Uh... yeah, the poe ended up saying what I wanted to say better than I would have been able to. Thanks, YahwehIsTheWay!
What happened? did you just see away out of a bible study or were you afraid to put your version of christianity up against the bible?
(January 10, 2013 at 3:39 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Quote:Amen, hellbound heathen. The one bit of common ground you and I share is our contempt for these liberal Christian fools who treat the Lord's Word as a software license agreement (skip to the end and click "I agree" on it). All this twisting into mental knots to justify all our righteous bloodshed, as if the Lord's work needed to be justified!
Absolutely, yhwh. If you are going to be a blood-thirsty cunt then you should be a blood-thirsty cunt AT THE TOP OF YOUR FUCKING LUNGS.
Liberal xtians are such pussies. At least the WBC keeps the faith "pure" and unreasonable, eh.
you need to go the atheist meetings more, or read alittle more of the post before you start to string your zingers together. The majority of your peers think I am a blood thirsty Christian because I make no appologies for dark ages christianity. But appearently for you i am not blood thirsty enough.
Which is it ?
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RE: Jesus, Least Fit Moral Judge
January 10, 2013 at 7:48 pm
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Both Drich. You're clearly a cunt for defending such injustice, but not enough of a cunt that you don't feel the need to mount a defense for such injustice. To make matters worse, you tie yourself in knots without realizing it. This is the reality of religious experience. Enjoy.
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RE: Jesus, Least Fit Moral Judge
January 11, 2013 at 12:14 am
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(January 10, 2013 at 7:48 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Both Drich. You're clearly a cunt for defending such injustice, but not enough of a cunt that you don't feel the need to mount a defense for such injustice. To make matters worse, you tie yourself in knots without realizing it. This is the reality of religious experience. Enjoy.
I kinda like it when a theological discussion ends in name calling. It usally means you can no longer question or attack the biblical principle, and all your left with is the one who brought you the message.
Those who can do, those who can't call people names. ;P
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RE: Jesus, Least Fit Moral Judge
January 11, 2013 at 1:21 am
Quote:you need to go the atheist meetings more,
There are no atheist meetings, shithead.
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RE: Jesus, Least Fit Moral Judge
January 11, 2013 at 1:25 am
(January 11, 2013 at 12:14 am)Drich Wrote: (January 10, 2013 at 7:48 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Both Drich. You're clearly a cunt for defending such injustice, but not enough of a cunt that you don't feel the need to mount a defense for such injustice. To make matters worse, you tie yourself in knots without realizing it. This is the reality of religious experience. Enjoy.
I kinda like it when a theological discussion ends in name calling. It usally means you can no longer question or attack the biblical principle, and all your left with is the one who brought you the message.
Those who can do, those who can't call people names. ;P
Or maybe some people just can't deal with your irrational support of immoral acts.
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