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Poll: Do you think Jesus Christ will return from wherever in your lifetime?
This poll is closed.
I think it is very likely.
11.76%
 4 11.76%
Even if he doesn't, it'll probably be sooner than later.
2.94%
 1 2.94%
I think it'll probably be quite a while yet. There's still a lot of souls worth saving here.
11.76%
 4 11.76%
Many christians believe christ will return soon. I just hope I'm on the list.
2.94%
 1 2.94%
Jesus is a fictional character ... and Santa Clause never brought you presents fucktard!
67.65%
 23 67.65%
He's already here!
2.94%
 1 2.94%
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He's Back!
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#51
RE: He's Back!
February 2, 2013 at 4:45 pm (This post was last modified: February 2, 2013 at 4:48 pm by Cyberman.)
Well, there's a limit of twenty options and we're already on number six. Maybe we should have a poll about how much to add to the poll?
Incidentally, I would have voted for the fictional character one, but then there's that Santa Claus rider. I don't want to piss him off, or I won't get any socks this year.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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February 2, 2013 at 4:51 pm (This post was last modified: February 2, 2013 at 5:01 pm by catfish.)
My opinion is 4

Yes
No
Already here
Doesn't exist

Although "Doesn't exist" falls into the "No" category, I say leave it to piss some ppl off.


*correction, "Doesn't exist" IS a logical choice, carry on...
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February 2, 2013 at 4:55 pm
(February 2, 2013 at 4:45 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Incidentally, I would have voted for the fictional character one, but then there's that Santa Claus rider. I don't want to piss him off, or I won't get any socks this year.

Exactly. I don't want to risk making Santa angry.
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February 2, 2013 at 5:03 pm
Fuck I'm confused now...
Santa isn't real???
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February 2, 2013 at 5:05 pm
(February 2, 2013 at 5:03 pm)catfish Wrote: Fuck I'm confused now...
Santa isn't real???
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Who else would buy me the things I tell my family I want? Wink

Feels like I may have wasted my 2000th post. Its worth it for Santa.
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February 2, 2013 at 5:07 pm
A noble sacrifice.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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