Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

(This is a serious question, if you were wondering.)

The chicken.

Oh, the answer is the egg, if anybody was wondering. Of course, the egg coming first would require an acceptance of evolution. Otherwise, God magically made the chickens appear on Earth when it was made 6,000 years ago.

(August 13, 2013 at 11:05 am)CleanShavenJesus Wrote: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

(This is a serious question, if you were wondering.)

Wouldn't that question be better ask of an evolutionist?

I mean...did your Amoeba form a being, or an egg for your being to be hatched from?

what's in that cup your holding?

Edit: how anticlimactic.

(August 13, 2013 at 11:16 am)ronedee Wrote: Wouldn't that question be better ask of an evolutionist?

What is an evolutionist?

Quote:I mean...did your Amoeba form a being, or an egg for your being to be hatched from?

And another case of "To dumb to do research"

http://www.stanford.edu/group/stanfordbi.../Eggs.html

Quote:what's in that cup your holding?

the blood and tears of catholics I hunt on weekends with a speer.

(August 13, 2013 at 11:22 am)The Germans are coming Wrote: the blood and tears of catholics I hunt on weekends with a speer.

I'm a creationist. And I'd like to see that speer...where are you?

(August 13, 2013 at 11:16 am)ronedee Wrote:

(August 13, 2013 at 11:05 am)CleanShavenJesus Wrote: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

(This is a serious question, if you were wondering.)

Wouldn't that question be better ask of an evolutionist?

I mean...did your Amoeba form a being, or an egg for your being to be hatched from?

what's in that cup your holding?

Yes, Rondee. "My" Amoeba formed a chicken and/or laid an egg. I see what you're trying to get at, poking fun at the theory of evolution. Of course, in order to correctly satirize something, you must be educated on the subject first.

Check out the links I previously provided.

As for what's in my cup: not enough alcohol to make me forget your embarrassing post.

(August 13, 2013 at 11:28 am)ronedee Wrote: I'm a creationist.

Whats it like being a stupid moronic dumbass who neglects all kind of improvements for society?

Quote:And I'd like to see that speer...where are you?

You live out of reach.

They both came at the same time. Something that creationists fail to grasp is how slow evolution really is. Every species that was ever born is the same species as its parents, with absolutely minor differences. But these differences add up over millions of years. So the line of where a new species begins and an old species dies is extremely blurred.