Keep your penis to yourself?

Get a massive circumcision?

No wait, just cop to being a sinner. Bawl your eyes out while proclaiming you leave it in the lord's hands.

Shouldn't Jesus' forgiveness been enough? What difference or importance could possibly be ascribed to a secular pardon? Hmm...


What a douche-y ploy.

"I know you were raped, but your rapist loves Jesus, so I'm afraid he won't be brought to justice".

I'd give the fucker a longer sentence just for trying this shit.

(December 23, 2013 at 8:39 pm)MarxRaptor Wrote: "I know you were raped, but your rapist loves Jesus, so I'm afraid he won't be brought to justice".

I'd give the fucker a longer sentence just for trying this shit.

Well, technically, if you're going to follow the Bible like a good Christian is supposed to, you'd be forced to insist that 1) the rapist gets no jail time and 2) that the rapist and the rape victim have to get married. At least that's what God demands in OT law; never does go back on that, does he?

Quote:“He took religious classes in prison. He also took classes regarding sex offender’s stuff,”

Well, truth be told, a pervert can learn lots of shit about being a sexual predator by reading that fucking bible.

Judge should have given him the chair.

To date, I've managed to completely avoid the consequences of rape - simply by not raping.

Funny how that works.

If only he read his Bible before raping...he could have said Jesus died for his sins on the cross so whatever sins he does it's paid for. Good defense. Other people like atheists, Jews, Muslims, their life is hard because they cannot sin, but Christians can! That's why they have a Christ. Then locking him up for rape? That's merely delaying his inevitable raise to heavens! The Bible says it! His soul will be saved through the blood of Jesus Christ. In the name of Jesus Christ, whoever believes in him shall have eternal life.

The Bible should be every rapist's modus operandi manual. Rape the woman, pay her father 50 sheckels and then rape her till she dies of old age.

(December 23, 2013 at 8:50 pm)TaraJo Wrote: Well, technically, if you're going to follow the Bible like a good Christian is supposed to, you'd be forced to insist that 1) the rapist gets no jail time and 2) that the rapist and the rape victim have to get married. At least that's what God demands in OT law; never does go back on that, does he?

The rapist didn't have to get married if he didn't think the girl screamed loudly enough. If she was the quiet whimpering type, (those vixens!), he could choose to throw stones at her until her death.

Every American should know this because the US justice system was based on god's commandments, just ask the tea baggers. I do wonder why they only tend to put stone monuments to the regular ten commandments when this rule would obviously fit so well withing our judicial system?