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Yeah, I thought this was going to be about the game show. I think Larry the Cable Guy won the game.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
January 13, 2014 at 9:12 pm (This post was last modified: January 13, 2014 at 9:14 pm by Chad32.)
Lord please forgive me. Be with the starving pigmeys in New Guinea.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
I assume this is some sort of young child not having partaken of the american "education" system. I am however aware of some children that did phenomenal feats of intelligence at disgustingly young ages and I know of some adults who find it hard to hold a reasonable conversation.
I assume this is some sort of young child not having partaken of the american "education" system. I am however aware of some children that did phenomenal feats of intelligence at disgustingly young ages and I know of some adults who find it hard to hold a reasonable conversation.
Since ur wrong.. I give u 1 kudos for trying soo hard at guessing...I would now like to stick to the thread at hand.. now lets put on our big boy pants and have a discussion. .. shall we..
Polyester, or any other fabric blends. The Bible doesn't want you to wear polyester. Not just because it looks cheap. It's sinfully unnatural.
(Lev 19:19) reads, "You are to keep My statutes. You shall not breed together two kinds of your cattle; you shall not sow your field with two kinds of seed, nor wear a garment upon you of two kinds of material mixed together."
In (num 22:22-30) we have a talking donkey!!!
And Jacob successfully alters the color patterns on lambs and goats so that he could differentiate the stronger ones from the weaker ones. He purportedly accomplished this feat by placing peeled tree branches in front of the mating livestock. Following his absurd achievement, an angel of God visits him in a dream and praises him for his work in genetics (Genesis 31:11-12).
Menstruation is a natural occurrence in the lives of most women. However, the God despises this biologically necessary bodily process and gives instructions on how to deal with these treacherous circumstances. During menstruation, God deems the woman unclean. No one shall have any contact with her for seven days or until the bleeding stops. God deems anyone or anything she touches unclean. If she touches another person, God deems that person unclean until he bathes. In fact, the same goes for anyone who touches something that she previously touched (Leviticus 15:19-30). All this uncleanliness is resolved by needlessly killing two doves because god says its a sin! God calls menstruation something unclean and a sin, requiring atonement. This, from a god? A god who would have made womankind, knowing that menstruation is simply a natural act, that is a healthy part of a regular reproductive system.
Childbirth is another natural event that God deems foul. If a woman gives birth to a boy, she will be unclean for seven days while she undergoes the same ritual for her menstrual period. She must then be purified for thirty-three days and barred from entering worship during this time. If she produces a girl, the sentence of solitary confinement is doubled to fourteen and sixty-six days, respectively (Leviticus 12:1-5). In addition to God unfairly designating women as filthy individuals following childbirth, this passage heavily insinuates that girls are dirtier than boys because it punishes a woman more harshly for giving birth to a female child.
Tell people an invisible man in the sky created all things, they believe you.
Tell them what you've painted is wet, they have to touch it to believe. GO FIGURE...
The atheist is the one who demands proof, so it's the atheist who puts the hand on the wet paint.
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
And finds there's actually paint there. When I can put my hand on your god, we can talk.
And no, that's not a euphemism, even if it looks like one.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
What the fuck are you spamming the forums for you fucking idiot? Do you expect anyone to reply to you seriously with the rate at which you're trolling?
(January 13, 2014 at 6:35 pm)truthBtold Wrote: Polyester, or any other fabric blends. The Bible doesn't want you to wear polyester. Not just because it looks cheap. It's sinfully unnatural.
I hate polyester, so what? FYI polyester is synthetic not "blended", but you obviously have no clue of the difference. I hate all synthetic fabrics - they're very bad for the environment. The only uses I think they have is carpet (versus wool carpet), but that's only if you want a non-fade carpet and sportsware. But actually it'd be better to play sports in the nude, as the Roman's did - so what do you say to that?
For Religion & Health see:[/b][/size] Williams & Sternthal. (2007). Spirituality, religion and health: Evidence and research directions. Med. J. Aust., 186(10), S47-S50.-LINK
The WIN/Gallup End of Year Survey 2013 found the US was perceived to be the greatest threat to world peace by a huge margin, with 24% of respondents fearful of the US followed by: 8% for Pakistan, and 6% for China. This was followed by 5% each for: Afghanistan, Iran, Israel, North Korea.-LINK
"That's disgusting. There were clean athletes out there that have had their whole careers ruined by people like Lance Armstrong who just bended thoughts to fit their circumstances. He didn't look up cheating because he wanted to stop, he wanted to justify what he was doing and to keep that continuing on." - Nicole Cooke
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