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ARE U SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?
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RE: ARE U SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?
(January 13, 2014 at 7:35 pm)ElleBelle Wrote: [Image: fu6j3d.gif]

Yeah, I thought this was going to be about the game show. I think Larry the Cable Guy won the game.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#12
RE: ARE U SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?
I'll post on this thread as long as there is no Larry the cable guy.
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#13
RE: ARE U SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: ARE U SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?
(January 13, 2014 at 9:08 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.

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#15
RE: ARE U SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?
Lord please forgive me. Be with the starving pigmeys in New Guinea.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#16
RE: ARE U SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?
Quote:ARE U SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?

That very much depends on the 5th grader.

I assume this is some sort of young child not having partaken of the american "education" system. I am however aware of some children that did phenomenal feats of intelligence at disgustingly young ages and I know of some adults who find it hard to hold a reasonable conversation.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: ARE U SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?
(January 14, 2014 at 5:50 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
Quote:ARE U SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?

That very much depends on the 5th grader.

I assume this is some sort of young child not having partaken of the american "education" system. I am however aware of some children that did phenomenal feats of intelligence at disgustingly young ages and I know of some adults who find it hard to hold a reasonable conversation.

Since ur wrong.. I give u 1 kudos for trying soo hard at guessing...I would now like to stick to the thread at hand.. now lets put on our big boy pants and have a discussion. .. shall we..
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#18
RE: ARE U SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?
(January 13, 2014 at 6:35 pm)truthBtold Wrote:



 
Tell people an invisible man in the sky created all things, they believe you.
Tell them what you've painted is wet, they have to touch it to believe. GO FIGURE...

The atheist is the one who demands proof, so it's the atheist who puts the hand on the wet paint.
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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#19
RE: ARE U SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?
And finds there's actually paint there. When I can put my hand on your god, we can talk.

And no, that's not a euphemism, even if it looks like one. Smile
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#20
RE: ARE U SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?
What the fuck are you spamming the forums for you fucking idiot? Do you expect anyone to reply to you seriously with the rate at which you're trolling?
(January 13, 2014 at 6:35 pm)truthBtold Wrote: Polyester, or any other fabric blends. The Bible doesn't want you to wear polyester. Not just because it looks cheap. It's sinfully unnatural.
I hate polyester, so what? FYI polyester is synthetic not "blended", but you obviously have no clue of the difference. I hate all synthetic fabrics - they're very bad for the environment. The only uses I think they have is carpet (versus wool carpet), but that's only if you want a non-fade carpet and sportsware. But actually it'd be better to play sports in the nude, as the Roman's did - so what do you say to that?
For Religion & Health see:[/b][/size] Williams & Sternthal. (2007). Spirituality, religion and health: Evidence and research directions. Med. J. Aust., 186(10), S47-S50. -LINK

The WIN/Gallup End of Year Survey 2013 found the US was perceived to be the greatest threat to world peace by a huge margin, with 24% of respondents fearful of the US followed by: 8% for Pakistan, and 6% for China. This was followed by 5% each for: Afghanistan, Iran, Israel, North Korea. -LINK


"That's disgusting. There were clean athletes out there that have had their whole careers ruined by people like Lance Armstrong who just bended thoughts to fit their circumstances. He didn't look up cheating because he wanted to stop, he wanted to justify what he was doing and to keep that continuing on." - Nicole Cooke
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